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1.Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2.While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3.Every time Du turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"

4.Go up to the manager and tell him oder her that you've Lost your mommy.

5.While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6.Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles - and around corners - with a magnifying glass.

7.While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he oder she has anything for body lice.

8.After visiting the bakery section,...
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CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see Du again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I sagte YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do Du mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the Zeigen today! BYE! I HOPE Du ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
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1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the oben, nach oben of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy bär and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Du hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Du can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Du were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Zufällig person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Du cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Zufällig girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Du are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Du are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz oder dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."
everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana

if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana

your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a banane peel* Kikio:Are Du ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did Du see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Alexa:EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that Du like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, Du let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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I put Rick Zitate from the only 6 comics I have so far

#1:
“(being attacked Von Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) Du PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, Du shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding Du and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand...
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