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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, oder add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Home with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...

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1. Insist that Du are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bett holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Du know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors Von your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Du can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...

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ANNOYING THINGS 2 DO UR FRNDS!
1. Keep poking them until they scream in annoyance
2. Pull an Annoying orange on them. Keep saying, "Hey,(insert name) (insert name)," as long as Du want. Really effective!
3. Keep shouting swear words randomly. Like shout out, "Shit!" when they're eating pizza oder something. :)
4. Sneeze, HARD, whenever they're around. Continue again and again and again and again and again!
5. Keep repeating, "What? What? What?" whenever they ask a question.
6. Keep calling them ELEGANT names, like if you're friend...

That's right. I sat though this garbadge simply for the entertainment of online friends..

I just felt like I needed to get mad about something, as they tend to be the Mehr entertaining reviews.. So what easier way than watching the work of JOHN K.. Cause never was there a man I wanted to schlagen, punsch harder than John K.. And just as I was starting to forget why.. I saw Naked strand Party, and it came back..

It's basically just porn but with Ren and Stimpy.. Fucking Jailbait porn.. All the females are implied to be below the age of consent, so of coarse my buddy John K dresses them all in overly sexualized...