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Boy walk in the spot he so fresh yea
He got what he need to impressin’
Just look at the way that he dressin’
Ain’t no Frage chicks like whoa
Girl walkin’ the spot she stop traffic
She blowin’ your mind with her asset
So Jessica Alba fantastic
Instant classic boys like ooh
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Küssen like that
We don’t need no Mehr that he sagte she said
Maybe I can see us moving like that
Maybe I can see us touching like that
Baby I can see us Küssen like that
We don’t need no Mehr that he sagte she said
He sagte girl...
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If ya got the time I’ll take it
If ya got the vibe we’ll make it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
If Du wanna dance let’s Bewegen it
If Du wanna play let’s play it
I’ll do that I’ll do that
And I get on up
And I get on down
And I play the fool when I act the clown
You know that I’d do anything for you
If Du want the world Du got it
If Du want the girl Du got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
If Du want it all Du got it
Can Du hear me call Du got it
I’ll do that baby
I’ll do that
So much for you
So much for you
So much for you
If ya got the game let’s win it
If ya got the...
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If Du like Tekken and Naruto, Du may have noticed Hidan looks a little bit like Steve Fox. I noticed this as well. I always thought there was some type of copyright infringment going on, for Steve came out at least 6 years prior to Hidan apearing in Naruto. I have proof that Hidan is a reverse color and personality Steve. First, look at these images. One of them is a reverse color Hidan, and the other is one of Steve reversed. Even though Steve's eyes aren't violet, his hair is slightly gray. If Du look at Hidan's picture, it looks just like Steve. Du tell me: do Du think this should be looked over?
Am sure Du all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people Von where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Videos about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that Von just looking at the title, Du know it was made Von someone who lacks a soul. here is the Titel of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Du think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by -Yusha-
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posted by randomgirl3000
I wondered if Du could hear my herz in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when Du wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as Du fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
oder maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I Liebe you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.
posted by hgfan5602
Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by cloudburst
I'm still alive but barely breathing
Just pray to a God that beloved in
Cause I got rime while she got freedom
Cause when a hertbreaks,no it don't breakeven

Her best days will be some of my worst
She finally met a man that's gonna put her first
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
cause when a heartbreaks,no it don't breakeven,even,no

What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me is always Du and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and your okay

I'm falling to pieces,yeah
I'm falling to pieces

They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
Cause...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an apfel, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit Von a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Writing names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Writing...
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posted by johnnyboy-69
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hügel with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How Du got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed Von the word "me" oder "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What Du owe the bartender

Shift - How Du get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

Bearbeiten - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " Du Bearbeiten afore Du passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her fisch were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
posted by 90sfan
Take this Quiz to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at Home and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had Babys on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked Du out of the house...AGAIN.What do Du do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative Schreiben class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...
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posted by koolamelia
1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his speck to a 10 Jahr old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic Du have to dial 62442 to get...
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Here is a Zufällig game I saw online. Just think of Zufällig ways Du can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks Du can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my Friends do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to Zufällig people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles Singen the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If Du can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying Von the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If Du pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.


For those of Du who have lived in New Mexico, Du know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...
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Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Liebe a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking arsch so happily
Supernova, bend Du over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Du right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Du outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Du go against me,
You...
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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!...
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posted by tokidoki123
Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a wodka bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a tomate, tomaten box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty Bücher for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a krabbe stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat pasta, nudeln with...
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To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If Du get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the oben, nach oben of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.


HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:


1. Leave it on...
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posted by pure-angel
    Time and Weltraum are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou Liebe life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while Du try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If Du want time, Du must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend Du take care of the Minuten and...
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posted by EppofangirlXD
I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach...
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