Slenderman and Nyan cat

Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? Du will be destroyed if Du even try me! And too bad! Your magical Friends are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
    
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet Du can’t...

Well, Hello guys, I know for a fact that I'm gonna get a lot of hate for this rant, but, instead I want to get this off of my chest and someone needs to rant about her.


Now, first off, where do I begin? This is user is an absolute attention whore, I mean, she left this club 3 times because people are criticising her when she calls it 'bullying.' And plus, she thinks people hate her and want her to die oder some shit.

After she gepostet an answer 'Questionz' she gepostet "Don't fucking correct me, I can fuking spellz."

However, then, a user, BlindBandit92, told her if she spells correctly, but spells...

(THIS Artikel IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be Home again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, oder are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....