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-when Du ask someone for something and they try to annoy Du because they have it and Du don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give Du work Du have to do at Home and Du have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your Friends call saying they'll come over and never Zeigen up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own Home and being controlled Von your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if Du make one "dirty" oder "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at Home with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in Liebe for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really Liebe him, but I think that he really does Liebe me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL Du MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a Zufällig book I was Schreiben about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and sagte I could write a book oder something. This is the first chapter, so I'd Liebe it if Du could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things Du liked, things that didn't make...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether oder not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, Sekunde of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's karte, warenkorb
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Bewegen "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When Du are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When Du are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When Du are dating..... He takes Du out to have a good time.
When Du are married ....He brings Home a 6 pack, and says "What are Du going to drink?"

When Du are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When Du are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When Du are dating..... A Single bett for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When Du are married ....A King size bett feels like an army cot.

When Du are dating..... Du are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some Zufällig bits of trivia about me.

* I think Anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My Favorit holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My Favorit actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My Favorit actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been Schreiben regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with Schreiben romantic stories.

* I'm not a Fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My Favorit film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie Titel made Von fighting game Fans for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....