Luhan (EXO-M)

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posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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New Zodiac Dates!

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72 things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...

1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her Du Liebe her.

5. Call her before Du sleep and after Du wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease Du back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her Favorit movie with her oder her Favorit Zeigen even if Du think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - oder Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening oder something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, Mehr commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

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Kuma

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why do we need school

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Moar Krabs

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cool background

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Donkey "Pulling" karte, warenkorb

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A Slender Man in Silent Hill.

posted by marksmen456

Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.

The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise Du hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...

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The Short-Lived Micronation of Rose Island

posted by tdafan121

Rose Island before its destruction

-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...

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some cool funny Zitate

posted by lloonny

-Last night I lay in bett looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get Lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If Du die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sagte something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...

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50 things girls should know about guys.

posted by Kyle_XY

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" oder "Are Du doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all Tag long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from Du girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Du DON'T PASS THIS ON Du DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All Tag long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Du her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Du try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s gegeben Du a fake number. Some women will give Du their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Du why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This Artikel contains disgusting facts that just as the Titel states, Du may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time Du lean in for a kiss, Du might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and Du may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More Zufällig Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If Du attempt to light your gas on feuer it...

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55 Reasons I Liebe You: Girls Point of View

posted by Milorox18

Reasons I Liebe You:

1) The way Du stand Von my side 

2) The times Du make sure nothing will harm me 

3) How Du always find a new way to "WoW" me

 4) When I'm sad, Du take the pain away with a joke

 5) How Du always look deep into my eyes

 6) How Du can make my herz melt with your soft lips 

7) The way Du hold my hand so tight 

8) The way Du never let my hands go

 8) How Du always watch out for me 

9) They way Du make sure I have everything I need 

10) How Du always know what to say when I get mad at you 

11) When Du buy me things out of the blue 

12) How Du say the cutest...

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Trick Fragen

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:

If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...

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100 Hottest Male Berühmtheiten (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack diwan, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...