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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can Du guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell Du about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair oder putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The Weiter chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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posted by coolkatstar
I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" oder "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He sagte "I'd like to have one too." Then I sagte "But this is a dog". He sagte he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He sagte I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can Du believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how Du respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee Mehr than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My herz skips a beat
When Du walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Du until the end

I give my herz and my soul to you
To make Du see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Du see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope Du are getting use to this Zeigen cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did Du say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope Du enjoy the picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE Du AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING Du 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T Du EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO Du BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF oder I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the Zeigen earlyer!Bye!
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying Home and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING Von TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go Von car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!
posted by trentgwenfan1
i Liebe cereal yes i do

i Liebe cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i Liebe cerial yes i do i Liebe cerial Du better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if Du can't have crealeal

do not steal

i Liebe creal yes we do i Liebe ceral Du should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i Liebe ccerale yes i do

i Liebe crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some Zufällig songs Du made up plz commet
1.where Du keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid oder nawt!!
3.Who Du talk 2 on the phone
4.THat Du are super jelous oder other girls (or boys)
5.That Du hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up Du will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That Du have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart Du are at fixing things.


GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!
 I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!
1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that Du can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the Home Depot is Mehr saving and Mehr doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are Mehr than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...
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esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me



Yes K5-HOWL has Lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post Updates if Du want :)
me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy Du do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for Mehr hours and my Friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...
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posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope Du like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first Artikel i put on here so plz Kommentar , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know Du amy not understand
but if Du can
please understand
I see Du underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would Du say? take this away
If i told Du how i feel, would it be real oder is this all fake??

Chourus: your Liebe is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the straße
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one Weiter to me
i...
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posted by aya3
it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every Jahr people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...
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posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's Tag time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get Home so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it Home in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, Videos and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i Liebe my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones Du see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they Liebe their haters, and sometimes I think "if Du Liebe your haters, then why do Du hate back?" seriously....
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when that Angel – Jäger der Finsternis sits on my shoulder
whispers into my herz
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis appears to Du in form of desire
Du float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
Du jump about
cos Du cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this Angel – Jäger der Finsternis with her good intensions
will make Du fly
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du cry
the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis will make Du feel how others feel
so Du can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the Angel – Jäger der Finsternis and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already Lost
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A Tag dont go Von Du dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF Du do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta Du XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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