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abn1126 and FionaLuvsFinn like this

parras2 ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER! lol I freaking love that movie

FionaLuvsFinn no im good

abn1126 Dick XD

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Most beliebt ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly beliebt with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming Mehr common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us Von our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service schreibtisch and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid oder a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
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Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If Du keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a Liste of "pros" and "cons" to help Du better understand why you're seeking Liebe oder acceptance from this person.
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Don't worry about things Du can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...

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Death the Kid - Ultimate Death kanone

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Tsitra360 pony Art

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

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Ninja Cat Funnies

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Birthday Cake FAILS

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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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10 things that Zeigen Du have good luck.

posted by IcePhoniex

1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe Du 3 cans of your Favorit soda.
2. Du find a four leaf clover

3. Du are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. Du get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I Liebe you.

6. Du find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 Mehr people followed Du on twitter

9. Du meet your fav celebrity.

10. Du get a new car.

Yep! 10 things that Zeigen Du have bad luck is coming soon!

10 things that Zeigen Du have bad luck is coming soon!

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My Babysitter's a Vampire Season 2, Episode 2 Say You'll Be Maztak

posted by azlehs

A comedic spin on pop culture Vampire and scary Filme in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I Liebe this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on Disney channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a Zeigen that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I Liebe this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the Disney channel. I Liebe the characters. It's interesting and funny, I Liebe that its not a typical Disney comedy and I Liebe that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)

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Quotes/Sayings/Others (Not in order-All mixed)

posted by ShadowYJ

I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and Zitate and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If Du don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause Du are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. Du think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde oder skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of Süßigkeiten
7. Du can do anything-but not everything
8. Du may be physically...

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Some Of My Most Sarcastic Zitate

posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell Du a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told Du to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If Du die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The beliebt girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my hemd, shirt on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If Du are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some Zufällig guy/girl = Is this sitz empty?
Du = Yes and this one will be too if Du sit here.

I'll write Mehr soon!!!

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Emmanuel strahl, strahl, ray to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, London Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel strahl, ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Foto courtesy Obst District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel strahl, ray will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted Von actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted Von Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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Family guy Zitate

posted by tokidoki123

[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...

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how to survive 7th grade Von 1BTRfan (chapter 1 part 1)

posted by 1BTRfan

Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first Tag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first Tag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sagte “I might come back to page Weiter semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...