Nightmare before Weihnachten eyes

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if Du don't look like a movie star, sterne because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because Du Liebe to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much Essen in one Tag you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If Du want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then Du throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if Du don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone Du may never see again oder someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do Du want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if Du actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but Du say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving Du now after Du keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

Hey so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if Du didnt see the Zurück 2 parts Du have a button under the Artikel 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most beliebt wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do Du get when Du kreuz a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do Du get when Du kreuz an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...