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50 things girls should know about guys.

posted by Kyle_XY

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" oder "Are Du doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all Tag long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from Du girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

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Daddy.... It hurts. Please stop.

posted by vlad_todd_fan

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF Du DON'T PASS THIS ON Du DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All Tag long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

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oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

posted by Mallory101

oben, nach oben 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

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I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.

10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give Du her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when Du try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s gegeben Du a fake number. Some women will give Du their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell Du why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

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Gross Facts

posted by EllentheStrange

Warning: This Artikel contains disgusting facts that just as the Titel states, Du may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time Du lean in for a kiss, Du might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and Du may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

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1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If Du attempt to light your gas on feuer it...

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55 Reasons I Liebe You: Girls Point of View

posted by Milorox18

Reasons I Liebe You:

1) The way Du stand Von my side 

2) The times Du make sure nothing will harm me 

3) How Du always find a new way to "WoW" me

 4) When I'm sad, Du take the pain away with a joke

 5) How Du always look deep into my eyes

 6) How Du can make my herz melt with your soft lips 

7) The way Du hold my hand so tight 

8) The way Du never let my hands go

 8) How Du always watch out for me 

9) They way Du make sure I have everything I need 

10) How Du always know what to say when I get mad at you 

11) When Du buy me things out of the blue 

12) How Du say the cutest...

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Trick Fragen

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Fragen to determine the level of your intellect. Your Antworten must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating oder wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Du are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in Sekunde place.
In which position are Du now?

Answer:

If Du answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Du overtook the Sekunde runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Weiter Frage try not to be so dumb.

2 : If Du overtake the last...

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100 Hottest Male Berühmtheiten (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack diwan, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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The 16 MBTI Types (Personality Type)

posted by Fitch

What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas Von discussion
-Like to learn new task Von talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus Mehr on their own inner world,...

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Boarding School (drama piece)

posted by EmzLovesCheryl

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Schreiben it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Du don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Du don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Friends and either forget all about us oder tell a story about the hideous freak Du met tonight. Du don’t know me, if Du did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Friends - except my brother....

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is gegeben to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask Du any Fragen tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick Du out...

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LoL- So True!

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♥ cute baby girl (plz Kommentar guyz)

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LMFAO! XD XD

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Google

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Swiper NO SWIPING!

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Selena Gomez

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Quiz:How old are Du REALLY???

posted by 90sfan

Here are the rules for this one:Quiz Crazy Rule(QCR):For every Frage Du answer yes,subtract 3 years from your age now.For every Frage Du answer no,add a half.For example,if you're 13 and Du answer yes for a question,you would subtract 3 years,leaving Du at 10.See how simple?

1.When Du see a kid jump off a small roof,you go ahead and do it too.
A.Yes B.No

2.You ask the man in front of Du in line to pull your finger.He does...and it was NOT pretty.
A.Yes B.No.

3.When your mom refuses to let Du go on the big swirly slide at the water park,you throw a tantrum.
A.Yeah I wanted to ride that thing!!!
B.No...but it looked fun!!:(

OK,tell me what Du got in the comments!!!!

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10 Things that usually annoys oder embarsses students at school

posted by Amaterasu_Sama

1) As soon as Du come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on Du (For a Frage Du do not know)
3)Girls oder boys look at Du and laugh but when Du turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that Du dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when Du yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there