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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with pinguin stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy oder what? Do Du think I'm going insane? I bet that Du do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give Du a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Du think she's pregnant unless Du can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status oder ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in Liebe with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are Du doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. Du see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least Favorit teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your Friends and go to the mall oder something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your bett listening to every song on it.
9: Look up Zufällig people in your yearbook and if Du know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are Du from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Du fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Lost my number, can I have yours
-if Du were a booger I'd pick Du first
-help the homeless...take me Home with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Du have a map? Because I keep getting Lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of Du because of taking notes in class.

Have Du ever got a little blister oder callus because of Schreiben too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure oder rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitarre oder even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So Du have some calluses and Du want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

Du can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with zitrone for 10 Minuten and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams oder mandel oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Du will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If Du Want to work for people ....Make your herz the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If Du want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As Du are the creator of your life, similarly Du are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for Du
*always forget what Du did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when Du have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely Mehr intelligent than Du really are. I have picked out some of her Favoriten to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended Von the T- hemd, shirt slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the hemd, shirt isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five Jahr old boy wearing a hemd, shirt that sagte "Girls Have Cooties" oder "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female oder male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have Du ever seen a T.V. Zeigen where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't Guter Rat anyone,so Du don't carry their sins.

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Two Du can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! Du threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! Du only wish Du could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like speck and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont Du fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on oder off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Zeigen the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh stechpalme, holly who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed Fotos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." sagte an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh stechpalme, holly in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other star, sterne accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot Mehr at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are Mehr than the choices that Du make. Du are Mehr than the many hearts you’ll break. Du are Mehr than your dreams that don’t come true. Du are Mehr than whatever people think of you.
You are Mehr than the things that Du say. Du are Mehr than the places that Du stay. Du are Mehr than the things that Du do. Du are Mehr than I could ever think of you.
You are so much Mehr than what Du think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make Du someone new. Du are more. Du are worth it. Du are so much greater than Du think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermarkt had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some Mehr trays and have them ready for Du Von the time Du finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first Tag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big speck Classic with cheese.


On the Sekunde Tag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big speck Classic with cheese.

On the third Tag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big speck Classic with cheese.

On the fourth Tag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big speck Classic with cheese.

On the fifth Tag of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five zwiebel rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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