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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell Du my Favorit yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a Zufällig emoji Von dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The Zufällig emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her Liebe handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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posted by pinkydoll
1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are Mehr chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the Essen they eat.

7-The hair of polar bär is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A schnecke can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.
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posted by alice1919119
This 15 Jahr old girl used to maintain a common diary with her 13 Jahr old best friend in which they wrote how they felt about each other and their friendship. When she discovered that her friend who had been a patient of clinical depression had tried to kill herself, she wrote this in the diary and it brought her best friend to tears...
The names have been changed as per author's request...


November 13

Dear Amira,

K so... without going on about any trivial stuff this time, Du should know that I've Mehr than you'd expect to say about stuff I usually don't go on about on phone oder in person......
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posted by slenderman777
About five years Vor I lived downtown in a major city in the US. I've always been a night person, so I would often find myself bored after my roommate, who was decidedly not a night person, went to sleep. To pass the time, I used to go for long walks and spend the time thinking.

I spent four years like that, walking alone at night, and never once had a reason to feel afraid. I always used to joke with my roommate that even the drug dealers in the city were polite. But all of that changed in just a few Minuten of one evening.

It was a Wednesday, somewhere between one and two in the morning, and...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! PROPELLER KNIGHT! V.S. KING KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Propeller Knight: Bonjour, senior asshole, it's time to start!
Just don't start crying when I break your heart!
Your nothing Mehr than a wannabe king!
I'm a flying swordsman who can really sing!

I have a battleship, a girlfriend, and can soar through the skies!
Your just a 2 Jahr old who loves to eat pies!
Bring it on monsieur, just try to pierce these sexy eyes!
This rap battle will bring Du to your ultimate demise!

King Knight: Sorry I couldn't hear you, my swag was too loud!
I'm...
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posted by deathding
1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much Du Liebe them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before Du die.

7. Play the scariest horror game Du know.

8. Tell your Friends all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. Mehr STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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CELEBS WHO HAVE BEEN TURNED DOWN Von THEIR CRUSHES

Not even the One Direction lads get dates with all the people they like! Here's a Liste of celebs who have been turned down Von their crushes.

Emma Watson: “Between the ages of ten and twelve I had a really terrible crush on Tom Felton, to the extent that I would go into work in the morning and look down the numbers on the call sheet to see if he was going to be in. We Liebe a bad guy, he was a few years older and he had a skateboard — and that just did it really." She confessed her feelings, but Tom saw Emma in a “younger, sisterly way.”...
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posted by KissKissHannah
There is someone on deviantART. Not enclosing names because they may also have a Fanpop account. *shivers* My friend sagte he was a troll, but he's Mehr than a troll. He's a big BULLY. (The person I mean. Not my friend) He sagte I bragged about being straight (How insulting) and sagte my drawings were *insert a word that rhymes with hit here*. ;n; That was only because I occasionally drew on bases. He also sagte I was Mehr annoying than the annoying fangirls. Just because we have different opinions does NOT mean he has the right to bully me! I don't bully anyone who has different opinions! HE is the one that's Mehr annoying than the annoying fangirls! >:U
posted by ZacharyWhite
When some Zufällig girl added me on facebook... She was all like "Oh gosh you're so cute" and I was like "Yeah, sure whatever..." The again she was all like "Oh God I Liebe your style!!!" Then again I was like "Yeah.. sure.." Then she sagte "Oh gosshhh!!! It's like I can hear your voice talking in your message!!! You're an Emo right? I'm an Emo tooooo!! :-D Oh it's like we're SO MEAN'T TO BE!!!" Then I finally realize and sagte to myself "Shit I have a fangirl... okay, I'm doomed."

Girl: Hello? Du still there?
Me: No...
Girl: Oh you're soooo funnyy :3 We are so the same!!! Ugh! I wish I could just...
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