Happy Birthday cake!

(THIS Artikel IS A JOKE. CALM DOWN MATES. ENJOY :D)

*Cough* I WANNA HANG MYSELF

SO how's it goin' Internet, everyone getting along? It's good to be Home again. :)

Typical Internet Douche: WHO U CALLIN' A WINY BICH U BICH >:(

I was right.....I AM home. :P

So I'm pretty sure that it's common fucking sense at this point that a hilariously large minority of the internet seem to either be five years old, have never gone to school, oder are just mindless retarded sadists who jack off to others pain using grammar worse than that of a goddamn cheese grater.

And today, I'm going to be one of those sadists....

Don't mess with this monkey.

Footage from a security camera is sagte to Zeigen a young man in Shimla, India, giving the finger to one of the area's famously belligerent monkeys. And as Du might expect, the monkey is having none of it.

It drop kicks the man right in the head, knocking him to the ground.

The man, however, appears to be OK after the attack as he gets up and walks off.

Shimla's monkeys are known to cause problems for both tourists and locals visiting the Jakhoo temple, which is dedicated to the monkey god Hanuman.

"The monkeys of Shimla are not pleasant animals, they roam around in gangs...

#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...

1) Go into a phone store, look at the sales person, hold out a banane and tell them Du want to upgrade to an apple.

2) On New Years Eve at 11: 55 order a pizza then at 12:01, New
Year's day, call and complain I ordered this last year!

3) Go into a public restroom then after a few seconds, yell "LET IT GO! LET IT GO! CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE!" then drop something heavy into the toilet.

4) Order a pizza 3 Minuten before new Jahr and when it comes say "I ordered this a darn Jahr ago" and scream in frustration.

5) Go into a supermarket, and in the produce section, find a pineapple. Grab it and shake...

(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take Kommentare asking Fragen from the last episode and answer them in the Weiter article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope Du enjoy our first episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

But before we begin, special shout-outs to the people who left Kommentare in the last article! (Link to the Artikel is here: link)

RainSoul, kicksomebut23, PlazmaKiller59, sonicfan94, windwakerguy430, LGYCE, stella2015, MalloMar, ntmfan0707, and of course, me! Thanks for commenting guys!

And now, our feature presentation!...