4th Wand Crisis

1. Go outside, and if Du see someone, take the Zufällig person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic Küssen scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger sitz of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why Hunde only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to Singen in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Du are seen to Von a dotor oder nurse then when they approach Du say "wow doc i feel way better thank Du " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Du dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Du flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Du

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise oder say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Du LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face...

1. Tell her that theres a robber outside and point to a guy in black.

2. Say its snowing and repeat it 3 times. Then, say mom are Du listening? 15 times.

3. Ask her, "Do Du like me?" over and over

4. Tell your phone to die.

5. Don't blow your nose when shes asks Du to.

6. Make weird faces when she asks Du to get off your PC.

7. Whine to her about your PC/laptop.

8. Call your mom about her day.

9. Break something that your mother brought you.

10. If somebody's at the door, and your Home alone, answer it.

11. Call your mother, father.

12. Call your mom for no reason.

13. When its a night before your...

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder...

Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 pounds.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went Home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so stupid when your dad sagte it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bett to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she stahl, stola free bread.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and...