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Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's insgesamt prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's Mehr serious scenes..
* The shows insgesamt qulity. Du can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* Du can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys Liebe flirts.
3. A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are Du doing something?" oder "Have Du eaten already?" are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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posted by Milorox18
1. I Liebe the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I Liebe the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I Liebe the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I Liebe the way Du look at me.

5. I Liebe how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I Liebe the way I can’t imagine a Tag without Du in my life.

7. I Liebe the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I Liebe the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I Liebe the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I Liebe how I know you’ll always be there when I need Du to be.

11....
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when...
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DEMENTED POEMS

Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits

Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter

Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down

Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
posted by Bubblekat
1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the...
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1. At the movies: When Du meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are Du doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t Du try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When Du ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi oder Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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I found this hilarious Artikel on pcworld.com
Don't know who the Autor is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's Auszeichnungen Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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