Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason Du have no food.
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )
Fake Friends: bail Du out of jail and tell Du what Du did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit Weiter to Du saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about Du with direct Zitate from you.
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