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Why Did the Chicken kreuz the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road oder not. The chicken is either with us oder it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not kreuz the road with THAT chicken. What do Du mean Von chicken? Could Du define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road oder the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only kreuz roads, but...

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Childbirth is the Sekunde most painful thing in the world, right Weiter to being burned alive.

You are Mehr likely to get struck Von lightning than to be attacked and killed Von a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things Du say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text Du see is from the person Du Liebe <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your Tag turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows Du better than Du know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if Du have just cut your hair short and Du don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for Du :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, oder play around with the badg if Du have them. Du need to be sure that Du want this look, because once you've got it, there is little Du can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan Du money, tell them Du just filed for bankruptcy and Du could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are Du today?" say, "Why do Du want to know?" Alternately, Du can tell them, "I'm so glad Du asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is Schauspielen up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just Lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I Lost my contact lens!

Could Du stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...

These are purported to be actual test Antwort from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes Von which water can be made safe, sicher to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe, sicher to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded Von sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If Du are buying a house,...

So I was watching one of my Favorit let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in Liebe with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far Mehr cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....

Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so Du don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If Du don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they Liebe echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....

Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited Von creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these Artikel *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, Fragen like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Schreiben about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants oder not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Mitmachen me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...