Zufällig Club
Mitmachen
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
 Funny stuff
added by
Foto
Fanpup says...

This Zufällig foto might contain gut gekleidete person, anzug, hosenanzug, pantsuit, gamasche, leging, beinverkleidung, legging, beinabdeckung, leggings, bein-abdeckung, strumpfhosen, leotards, and trikots.

posted by cloudstrifefan
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
added by LovableXNerd
Source: Google
posted by MineTurtle5
This is in response to the question: 'What's your religion?' and I put it into an Artikel because it was too big to fit inside the answer box.

So, this is basic Christentum for @SilverFey.

There is only one God. God is a Trinity (translation: three in one, like a three-leaf clover): God the Father, God the Son (who is Jesus) and God the Holy Spirit.
God made everything and is all knowing, all powerful, eternal, love, the King of kings, holy (perfect) and immutable (doesn't change. Ever.)
Jesus is God. Jesus became a man. A human, just like us. Jesus was (and is) sinless. Jesus is the only way...
continue reading...
video
Zufällig
funny
weird
hilarious
crazy
stupid
parody
spoof
various
added by iFly_12
Video credit: casserolenannerhead -- YouTube
video
Zufällig
weird
sayings
facts
added by ilovehinder
gabey might do this to me if i do
video
weird
funny
Zufällig
crazy
gabriel garcia
justin wilk
black tide
added by randomgirl3000
Source: tumblr
added by majooF9T
added by modrockz
added by CielXlizzy19
Source: Me
added by victoriousgirl
added by Lizijana
added by usernameinvalid
added by badasses
Source: Google
added by breebree446
posted by Crazy8s17
Life without Liebe is meaningless. Liebe was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though Liebe is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal Liebe is accomplished between a man and a woman. Liebe is one trait that never diminishes as long as Du give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on Liebhaber and immortal Zitate on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, Liebe has never failed but only the Liebhaber have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first Tag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first Tag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sagte “I might come back to page Weiter semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
continue reading...
posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Du food.

3. Spill a lot of bier on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five Minuten out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
continue reading...
1) Pick up cat and wiege it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. wiege in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
continue reading...
added by trainofdoom82
I CAN'T STOP WATCHING THESE. ALSO CAPSLOCK
video
capslock
Zufällig
Musik
funny
weird
stupid
parody