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To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw Du to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I Liebe you
Du say do Du mean it?
I say yes I do
I Liebe Du
Mehr than anything in the world
Du Liebe me for who I am
Not for my looks oder body
Just me
If Du never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
Du found me and took me in
Du cared for me and treated me like...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This Liste was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My Favoriten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tabelle was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much Du push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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posted by Schnusch
What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.


Why Do People Fear Itching?

If Du have a phobia about itching, Du may harbor some memories of past infections oder other problems that caused Du to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.


Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up Von St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send Du to Heaven oder Hell. After all, Du enormously helped society Von putting a computer in almost every Home in America, yet Du also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let Du decide where Du want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let Du visit both places briefly,...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their Fragen with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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Note: These have been all tried Von me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to Zufällig people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at Zufällig people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were Du following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, Du run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do Du follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do Du have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man oder YMCA
5. schlagen, punsch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on oben, nach oben of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and schlagen, punsch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus oder Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
posted by KitkatKaysa
Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The skorpion
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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1. Walk up to a Zufällig person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a Zufällig person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person Du are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Zufällig person the same gender as Du and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" oder "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Zufällig man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
posted by Mallory101
 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him Du saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house Singen Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the oben, nach oben of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it Von Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Zeigen him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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1. Everytime Du read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If Du are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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