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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, oder were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before Du go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if Du bail off and do something stupid oder try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

8

Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Du enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please Kommentar and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make Mehr lines.
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what kids say abour Liebe and marriage LOL

posted by karpach_13

Liebe and Marriage:

"If falling in Liebe is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where Du have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an Arrow oder something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how Du smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Du fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit Weiter to Du because Du invisible...

6

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned Von their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their Home in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded Von mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by Milorox18

1. Du can do whatever Du damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. Du can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. Du can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. Du don't having to think about birth control, calendars oder ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. Du can go out and flirt as much as your herz desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet sitz issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between Du and the people in front of Du while waiting in line.
Every time Du pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind Du in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let Du off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, oder pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

8

What Should I Write My Artikel On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an Artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I Lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an Artikel about reasons why Du should do pointe
1. Du get to be taller
2. Du can use them in self defense
3. Du can... what Du don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 Stunde Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done Von a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the Tag of the...

5

Online Character Makers/dress up

posted by AislingYJ

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with Du a few websites online that Du can Design characters! Du all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, oder just in your mind, and here are some websites where Du can Design their appearance! oder Du could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, oder make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is Von far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically Du use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...

5

Interesting oder Creepy?- Facts

posted by Quirnechia

Mehr people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If Du sneeze too hard, Du can fracture a rib. If Du try to suppress a sneeze, Du can rupture a blood vessel in your head oder neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are Mehr likely to be struck Von lightning than to be eaten Von a shark.
You are Mehr likely to be infected by...

19

My opinion on correcting grammar and spelling

posted by User20392

Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This Artikel is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be Mehr than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've sagte here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...

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How to Make Skittles wodka

posted by australia-101

Skittles Vodka

Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of wodka per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles Süßigkeiten (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of wodka (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if Du plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter oder extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel oder strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the Farben of Skittles that Du want to flavor the wodka with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is limette, lime if Du are using original Skittles,...

2

Sad Stories Regarding AIDS

posted by DramaQueen1020

Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the Jahr on his pickup transporter, van but when I did not see him for over a Jahr I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...

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Spell to turn into a mermaid easy to do

posted by theprettiergirl

This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite halskette on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me fisch all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast Du need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and Du will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and Du will get a tail but Du do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also Du will get powers when Du do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on Du but the spell the got put on Du will end in the mornings.

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Cat Behavior Meanings

posted by soutarouful

Why does your cat lick your hair oder face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys Liebe and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is Wird angezeigt affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Katzen have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking Du as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its pelz after being petted? Either the cat is getting...

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Everything in life happenes for a reason. Be strong. Never give up. And keep smiling.

posted by nikki5516

"Sometimes Du wanna give up cause Du dont think that Du can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, Bewegen on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside Du hurts, Du just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when Du think Du had all Du can take, just stick up your head and know that Du will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...

1

NikPiks - Amélie is a Modern Masterpiece

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ya know, having watched a lot of Filme in Kürzlich time, I have come to realize that my attention span is short. I mean, it’s way better than when I was a kid, but it still takes a lot for me to pay attention to a film, even ones I like. I Liebe Filme like Miller’s Crossing and It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but sheesh, two and a half hours. Great movie, highly recommend it, but I am not comfortable sitting in one spot for too long. But when a movie really grips me, really gets me, and I want to see it fully, I will pause it, go and do something else, and come right back, rather than...

In-Indie - Indivisible: Incredible Disappointment

posted by Windwakerguy430

Du all know me. I Liebe me some Skullgirls. I Liebe me some 2nd and 3rd Encore. I Liebe those animations and combos and characters, and I was always happy to see what Lab Zero would do next. And low and behold, after another fundraiser, we get news of another indie game Von them, another visually impressive game known as Indivisible. Everything got me excited. The character design, the music, the intro that was animated Von Titmouse and Studio Trigger. The entire game looked beautiful and got me excited. I waited for a full Jahr for the game to get ready, and I paid the full forty dollar price...

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5 Mehr Countries I'd Like To Visit

posted by zanhar1

In case y'all haven't noticed I've kind of had some serious wanderlust lately. Like at this point there are so many beautiful places I'd be down to go anywhere that isn't where I've been living my whole life lol. At any rate here are 5 Mehr breathtaking places.

1. Maldives

Honestly this one is actually probably in my oben, nach oben 5, I actually didn't discover it until after typing my first article. The Maldives are tied for first on my 'to visit list'.

For one thing the Maldives is Home to a bioluminescent strand (a strand that has glowing water) and I have always wanted to visit one of those. They are...