found this on the net:

5 Ways to Confuse, Worry, oder Just Scare the Bejeezus Out Of People In A Computer Lab

1) Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

2) Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes, and then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone that looks at you.

3) When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that Du can't get the damn thing to work. After s/he's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

4) Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person Weiter to Du evily.

5) Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to a different screen than the one it's setup with.

Hi everyone it's meeeeeee Invader Calliope!
NOW TAKE YOUR SEATS!
*AT SKOOL*
Marry: Hey lesly
Lesly: Whatever!
Marry: UMMM OK THEN......
Tay Tay: Dam da di do........
Marry: I wonder what's gottan into Lesly......
JDARLIN: I DON'T KNOW!
Sarah: I KNOW SHE IS JUST IN A MOOD!
Tami: What type oh mood?
Sarah: The mood were Du only respond saying "what ever"
everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Marry: Then i need to tell Lesly i'm sorry for not understanding her mood!
JDARLIN: OK Du HAVE TO RUN BEFORE ITS TO LATE!
Marry: I'm on it!
1 Stunde LATER
Marry: I'm sorry Lesly I'm sorry! I should have been Mehr understanding!
Lesly: WHATEVER
everyone: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The End!
Story by: Invader Calliope *ok i'm going to stop saying the story Von thing because Du know it's Von me*

dear,2timer

Du sagte Du loved me
Du sagte Du cared
Du sagte i was the moon in Du dark sky
Du sagte i made Du herz complete
Du sagte i made Du smile when Du were weak
Du sagte no girl could compare
Du sagte i was beautiful
Du sagte i was the first real KISS Du ever had
Du lied
Du played me
yo turned my world black
Du broke my herz and made me weak
Du fucked my so called friend
Du made me crack my mirror and gag when I think of you
Du cheat Du bastard! don't come round here again cuz Du fucked with the wrong bitch! and now your gonna get fucked I Liebe you, not! I hope Du like my Liebe letter cuz that’s the last you'll ever get…

from, girl with gun

1. Why don't Du go hump a teddy oder something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some Mehr if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION Mehr MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)

1. I've got my bibliothek card and im checking Du out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are Du wearing Weltraum pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those kekse, cookies for sale?
5. Du must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are Du a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep Du in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. Du wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do Du like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)

Rant #1: Gender Roles / Double Standards

Du know what really boils my blood to the point of evaporation?!! Gender double standards!

Whenever a girl likes boy things such as Transformers, TMNT, oder Thundercats, she's a "super cool tomboy" oder had "girl power"!

But whenever a guy likes girl things such as My Little Pony, Littlest Pet Shop, oder Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi, he's a "weak manchild" oder he needs to "grow up"!

It drives me nuts! I mean, it's okay for girls to like boy things but it's not good at all for guys to like girl things! That's human hypocrisy at it's best people!

Gender double standards make as much sense as a hedgehog that flies into the mouth of a hawk that can shoot lasers from it's eyes which summon a three headed dragon!

1. say your name ten times.
2. say your mom's name five times.
.........3. say your crushes three times.
4. paste this to four other groups.
...If Du do this, your crush will KISS Du on the nearest Friday.
......But if Du read this and do not paste this, then Du
will have very bad luck.
SEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CHRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSSee Mehr .. This works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When i walk to school each Tag
There waiting there me
But not to Zeigen me Liebe they just want to crush My Dreams

I go and sit in class each day
Feeling out place
The people in the room with me
Wont give me one look of there face
I feel so alone at lunch
I sit Von myself
I wear black and i dont care
I have black nails
And some peicings here and there

Sometimes they just stare at me
As if i should just die
Everywhere everyday i fight the feelings of suicide
If life has no meaning then why do i try?.

i Liebe bananas but i mention that in
everything i do.......so........um.......

I
LOVE
SHEEP
WE
LOVE
SHEEP


LET ME HEAR Du SAY


C.....................O....................W


wait that says cow?


well anyway i Liebe sheep


I've seen a schaf, schafe eat a banane


both of those things i love



I










LOVE










SHEEP!!!!




I














LOVE















BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!




WE















LOVE



















schaf, schafe AND BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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