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posted by xboxrocksx45
Du say all the Tag Du want to be mine but when Du fill like Du need Liebe Du try to pay me money and even though, i Liebe Du i say no i have to go.Sitting in the rain all alone Du never saw that Du passed bye goodbye. Du can't rent this herz not today when Du couldn't even say,i Liebe Du if Du did i would Liebe Du too. when will Du learn Liebe is nautral not for you! not for you! when Du say my name i think of Du but no one of me...no one to see no one to Liebe no one but me



omg guys plz rate my 3'rd song to Tag and pretty happy about it plz Kommentar if Du want to write a song with me thank you! i Liebe all my fanz
posted by GoldnSnitch_96
Ok, this is for all the obsessed Beliebers out there. Justin is going to die. Maybe not literally, but at least metaphorically. This kid has managed to make it to the oben, nach oben in a very short amount of time, with little talent. His fame is purley hype, eventually u deluded Beliebers will realise that there is nothing that special about this kid. My bass playing uncle has Mehr musical talent than he does, but, he isnt a teenager with stupid hair, so he dosent get the spotlight. JB will be forgotten, he cant live that long off of hype. If he wants to go down as someone famous, he needs to earn it,...
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posted by Mrbiskit
Note: Alice in Wonderland is not created and owned Von me. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and sagte "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant sagte "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice sagte "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant sagte "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice sagte "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant sagte "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice sagte "What?"

Tarrant sagte "You should...
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posted by BellaCullen96
All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard oder doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down oder speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time Du see a car do something that ticks Du off, ask everyone in the car with Du if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time Du see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if Du feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Du can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his Essen to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the tabelle with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the küche and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen,...
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 April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!
oder TFCAFP2K17, for short.

....It's really not that much shorter though. XD But anyway...

Hey everyone, how're ya'll doing today? So it's recently come to our attention at this point that April Fools is almost here, and I currently have an idea to make this one the funniest out of them all.

More specifically, a sort of community event, and I figured that this would be the best place to put it, since the Zufällig community is pretty damn huge, as we all know.

So here's the gimmick: This Saturday is the big day, and I want people to participate in this huge April Fools event that will forever be one...
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posted by deathding
Hey guys, Jared here, and I just wanted to share my channel with all of Fanpop! I am currently let's playing Sinjid Shadow of the warrior, and I have been uploading like crazy! ^___^

Hope Du enjoy my channel, and don't forget to like and subscribe if Du loved my videos!

See ya!

link

My Nutzername is Jared Potts for those who can't use the link.
Du might find me Von my oben, nach oben 10 Kirby Boss Fights.

Here on my channel I do let's plays, countdowns, eventually reviews, oder even just playing games in general, while also being somewhat funny!

If this interests you, be a kind person and check out my videos, every little bit helps, and thanks!
posted by XxLalasaysxX
*Zendaya- Scared
*Eminem- Berzerk
*Eminem- Like toy soldiers
*Zendaya- My baby
*Ellie Goulding- Burn
*Ellie Goulding- Starry eyed
*Ellie Goulding- Lights
*Miley Cyrus- Wrecking ball
*Katy Perry- Roar
*Katy Perry- Part of me
*Katy Perry- Wide awake
*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive
*Imagine Dragons- It's time
*Imagine Dragons- Demons
*Zendaya- Beat of my drum
*Zendaya- Replay
*Beyonce- Who run the world (girls)
*Ariana Grande- Baby I
*Victoria Justice- Best friend's brother
*Victoria Justice- Gold
*Chris Brown- Fine China
*Miley Cyrus- We can't stop
*Macklemore and Ryan Lewis- Can't hold us
*Psy- Gentleman
*Lmfao ft. Lil...
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posted by cA_iNen11
A team of oben, nach oben scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a Liste of the oben, nach oben ten technological trends that will shape our world over the Weiter 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
NANOMACHiNES
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology Von 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that...
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October 10

Well, it is that time of year. Wanda and I are running our new dogsled team. We started running our Hunde in the sport of dog rodeln, schlittenfahren about three weeks ago. We are broke right now, using a wagon and cheap harnesses for our Hunde to pull. We are getting a gangline, enw harnesses, and a sled. THe sled is so expensive it is worth Mehr than our house. HA! Anyway, so we took the Hunde on their first "long run" today. We only took two of the Hunde and took them about three miles when we considered turning back. THey WOULD NOT turn around and wouldn't quit pulling so we let them go. We went...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a straße named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Du with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I Liebe your physique. Du must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and Du will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure Du don’t use this on every Sekunde guy.2. “Have we met before oder do Du have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are Du going to ask me out, oder do Du like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when Du are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. Du always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are Du an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was Lesen a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still Lesen the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one Tag and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Du realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Friends don't let Du do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Du actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If Du met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
posted by Andolion
 Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorit
Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorite
Excerpts from the diary of a dog:
8:00 a.m. Oh boy, dog Essen – my favorite.
9:30 a.m. Oh boy, a car ride – my favorite.
9:40 a.m. Oh boy, a walk – my favorite.
10:30 a.m. Oh boy, another car ride – my favorite.
11:30 a.m. Oh boy, Mehr dog Essen – my favorite.
12:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids – my favorite.
1:00 p.m. Oh boy, the yard – my favorite.
4:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids again – my favorite.
5:00 p.m. Oh boy, dog Essen again – my favorite.
5:30 p.m. Oh boy, Mom – my favorite.
6:00 p.m. Oh boy, playing ball – my favorite.
8:30 p.m. Oh boy, sleeping in my master’s bett – my favorite....
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on Zufällig passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 oder 5 dollar bill.
Get some Schokolade icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching oder see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing...
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Von Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages
__________________

One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed Bücher as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a Mehr compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead...
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posted by misscrazel
A young fourteen Jahr old girl walked down the road talking to her three closest friends. she was an average girl of average height and she had dirty blond hair and brown eyes with a light dusting of freckles.

She and her Friends reached her driveway and she walked down to her home. she had a strange feeling like someone was trying to take her over. she ignored it and went inside.


that night she had the strangest dream. she saw a young boys dead body laying in a small room. his mother was there weeping over his dead body. his spirit drifted out and flew away. he found a baby and possessed her....
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posted by australia-101
25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what Du want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time Du downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some Bilder and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find Bilder and awards, find 5 of them that Du like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click...
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 Kingsley<--♥♥
Kingsley<--♥♥
Entry #1
    My mother is so stupid, I know Du shouldn’t say that about your flesh and blood, but it’s true about MY mom! She bought me this diary, I’m into online blogging, but I see her plan-snatch away MY pride and joy. All my mom does is eat potato chips at her secretary job for BYOPS (Be Yourself Outlet Pre School). She works about-what-1 Stunde per week! She’s an IDIOT!
    This is what she sagte when she dropped the huge bombshell of ‘we’re moving to Mississippi’, “Kingsley, hon, we’re moving to Mississippi! And I bought Du this...
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