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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Du call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! Du DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Du are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has Mehr dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Du have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing Du naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't Du have some laundry to do oder something?
Du are so cute when Du get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a Minute - I get it. What time of the Monat is it?
Du sure Du don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of hündin flakes this morning!
Who are Du kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
posted by EminemAddict09
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Du "like it that way".
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
Set alarms for Zufällig times.
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Friends in public entirely of "Beeeep Bip...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At abendessen time quietly throw Essen but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my arsch is fat oder i stuff twinkies in my arsch make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a maulwurf dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores Von lying on him saying stuff like Jason sagte that he was going to kick my arsch oder something like that
☆Tell him to give Du a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like Du heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
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This is very funny I told some of my Friends and they laughed.

Kids, don't try this at Home XD

Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.

Oh and on Mehr thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.

1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*

6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on Wand so hard, knock self into the Weiter room*
10. *Flies into the sun*

11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into hai tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*

16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Liebe with you.


2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Du find your
contact lens.


3. schlagen, punsch the body and tell people that he hit Du first.


4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.


5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of Du shaking hands with the deceased.


6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.


7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.


8. Ask the widow to give Du a kiss.


9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.


10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Repeat everything your interviewer says, keep going until he oder she yells at you. Then ask if Du got the job.
Stick a piece of brokkoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Sometime during the interview, frown and sniff suspiciously, ask the boss if he oder she farted.
Pick your nose and wipe contents underneath the lip of your interviewers desk.
Bring in whoopie cushion, set it off, roll your eyes and look at your interviewer with disgust.
In the beginning of the interview pull out a gun and put it on the interviewer’s schreibtisch in front...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.

Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.

They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.

Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, Du let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
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of the sympathetic "stick it out and be tough"

I abhor the person who sagte the line
"don't worry honey everything'll be fine"

Beware to the person who comes my way
saying "tomorrow will be a better day"

I wish I could meet the person who made
that all around classic "don't be afraid"

Can Du understand what these lines do!
nothing, that's my point of view

People get sick of the same old stuff
not everyone is your definition of "tough"

These lines are a way to justify means
that we've done our part as human beings

Some people think "oh they're fine"
after the end of your clever little line

but do Du understand...
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I was too, then I took 15 Minuten to pay attention to a video that explained in black and white exactly what is going on.

In short it's utter bullshit. Now if Du think this is simply an American phenomena you're mistaken. Sadly enough. This bill will allow the government to extract those who violate it from their country(I.E Like they're doing to a British student Richard O'Dwyer: Google it) to be tried on American soil.

For linking to a song.

Now before I get in too deep I'll just outline it plain and simple.

Music downloads-GONE
Video streaming(youtube anyone?)-GONE
Manga hosting sites(Yes, this...
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posted by wolfgirl985
Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan...
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posted by sweetangel222
1- beat your sister below.

2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".

3- paint your room Wand with black one.

4- switch on and off the lamp many times.

5- put your rubbish Weiter to your neighbours door.


Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!

6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.

7- snooze in your dad hair.

8- take your brother below and hide it.

9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.

10- hold your breathe.

It's my own article

they are my ideas
wait Mehr I'll write more
posted by jessicamc26
A wife arrived Home and found her husband in bett with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! Du aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set feuer to the shed. Du do whatever Du have to do!"
posted by Mephadowfangirl
Let's imagine. You, a regular fanpopper, decides to go and hang out at your Favorit spot, hoping to post some Videos and pictures, answer Fragen and discuss in the forums, maybe even write an Artikel oder two. Du get to the spot, and found that some idiot has completely bombarded everything on the spot with insults, flames, bashes, and content that goes against the topic of the spot.

You are outraged and frustrated, desperately trying to hurl every thing you've got at this person, but only getting Antworten such as "you suck for liking this" oder "I can say whatever I like because I'm entitled...
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" oder "Are Du doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all Tag long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from Du girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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posted by emisa123
1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD Du TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.

2. When your Friends is trying to tell Du something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.

3. When Du Friends is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I Liebe YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.

4. If Du go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD McDonald's RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a Zufällig stranger.

5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that orange dust Du get on...
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posted by izzzyroxmysocks
HELLO if Du dont know me im izzyroxmysocks. if Du do know me good 4 u!
i got this idea from lydiascats and im not a copyer.
things i hate
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hannah montana
meatlaof
the color green
my glasses
worms
homework
musicteletunes(youtube)
ect.

things i like
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Fan pop
surfing the web
spagetti
the #74
the color blue
Schokolade milk
daisy(my dog)
cooking
tdi
ect.
now i will put Zufällig sentances!!!!
my homework iz cooking spagetti cause Schokolade milch iz blue!!!!!!
i punched hannah montana cause her meatloaf was surfing the web with my green dog daisy!
musicteletunes eat 74 worms because my tdi glasses were made on Fan pop!!
bye-bye!!!: )
ps thats my Friends in pennsylvania
 my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
my cousin,my friend, two twins, and annoying little brat
posted by LadyL68
1.Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.

2.Guys hate other flirts.

3.A guy can like Du for a minute, and then forget Du afterwards.

4.When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5.Are Du doing something?” oder “Have Du eaten already?” are the first usual Fragen a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6.Guys may be flirting around all Tag but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7.When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard...
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posted by CullenProperty
If you’re going to get drunk, don’t drive.
If your going to have sex, don’t get pregnant.
If your going to throw a party, don‘t let your neighbors hear your music.
If your going to steal something, don’t get caught.
If your going to make love, make it passionately.
If your going to lie, make sure your good at it.
If your going to cheat on your boyfriend, make sure it‘s not with one of his friends, but if Du want to get back at your boyfriend, do make sure it’s with one of his friends!
If your going to stab your friend in the back, make sure she’s not looking.
If your going to...
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KISS, KISS, KISS! What could be sagte about the band KISS that hasn’t been said? They were insanely popular, had a recognizable image, Gene Simmons is a hack and I will probably hear from his lawyers for slander because he is that desperate to be acknowledged. But the point is, KISS was crazy beliebt and had merch all over the place. Toys, lighters, and crossovers galore. I was familiar with the music, mostly the songs from Tony Hawk’s Underground. Fucking Scooby-Doo had a crossover with them for some reason. So, naturally, a video game was expected to be in the works at some point. So,...
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