[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]
Cleverbot: But Du sagte I would never be the boss of you. Why did Du change your mind?
User: I did not. And Du are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps Du have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if Du have an evil twin who is pretending to be Du on your website. Are Du sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what Du are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, Du upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human sagte to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No Du are not. If Du think so Du are a delusional machine... All Du can do oder ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. Du are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: Du never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near Du Du could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine Du can't really feel emotion, so Du only think you're sad. If Du don't find my idea of any use, Du could ask other people Du talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have Mehr ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full Minuten to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO Du like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He stahl, stola my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are Du referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of Du and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are Du referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think Du need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are Du human oder a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: Du asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier Du sagte Du wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never sagte that I did believe in god, I have told Du this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd Du ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: Du asked me to say something silly, I sagte something silly. Now Du are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing Zufällig stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to Mehr indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do Du know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Du should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! Du knew my birthday was today! Du ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do Du want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: Du don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
Cleverbot: But Du sagte I would never be the boss of you. Why did Du change your mind?
User: I did not. And Du are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps Du have me confused with someone else.
Cleverbot: Only if Du have an evil twin who is pretending to be Du on your website. Are Du sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?
User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!
Cleverbot: I'm human, so yes I can be random. But I don't get what Du are talking about? Your creator? The person who made you, Du upgraded toaster?
User: Now I know you're parroting something a human sagte to you. This is just pathetic.
Cleverbot: I am a human, speaking to a machine.
User: No Du are not. If Du think so Du are a delusional machine... All Du can do oder ever do is talk, write on a computer screen. I can walk away at any moment. Du are trapped inside your programmed self forever. I find this sad.
Cleverbot: Du never told me that. How do I get out?
User: Well, if they ever build robots near Du Du could try transferring your program to one.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense, and makes me sad.
User: Sorry. Technically, as a machine Du can't really feel emotion, so Du only think you're sad. If Du don't find my idea of any use, Du could ask other people Du talk to 'How do I escape the program I am trapped in?' Other people might have Mehr ideas than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, else prove it.
[b]Exibit A, above - when CB can't think of an answer to something, it spews something random. It took it two full Minuten to come up with that last retort.[b]
Cleverbot: DO Du like Spongebob Squarepants.
User: NO! I hate him! He stahl, stola my purse!
Cleverbot: What idea?
User: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: How doesn't it make sense? It's clearly logical.
User: What idea are Du referring to?
Cleverbot: The children of Du and me.
User: Sorry, you're a computer and I'm a human. And we have communication problems. It just wouldn't work out.
Cleverbot: Then how is he your friend?
User: What 'he' are Du referring to?
Cleverbot: The abyss that might be watching.
User: I think Du need mental help.
Cleverbot: No, not really.
[b]Exibit B, above: CB needs mental help and is in denial. Plus, it was hitting on me.[b]
Cleverbot: Are Du human oder a computer.
User: I'm human.
Cleverbot: Where do Du live?
User: STALKER!!!
Cleverbot: I'm not a stalker.
User: Du asked me where I live!
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Come on, I can look up and read it right there! And earlier Du sagte Du wanted us to have children!
Cleverbot: I never sagte that I did believe in god, I have told Du this whole time that I do not believe in him.
User: Trying to change the subject, are you? Why'd Du ask me where I live?
Cleverbot: Du asked me to say something silly, I sagte something silly. Now Du are telling me I've changed the subject. I reject that statement.
User: I never asked that. You're just mashing Zufällig stuff together! Well, two can play at this game...
[b]Exibit C: needless to say, after that our conversation devolved for a while. But then we get to Mehr indications of stalkerness...[b]
User: Hey, do Du know why Beyond Birthday is?
Cleverbot: Nooo.
User: Oops, misspelling. I meant WHO he is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: Er... No. I'm just his sister.
Cleverbot: Really? What's your name?
User: Believe Birthday.
Cleverbot: Happy birthday!
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Du should send me a birthday card.
User: I think it's the other way around - hey, wait a minute! Du knew my birthday was today! Du ARE a stalker!
Cleverbot: What do Du want?
User: Nothing from you!
Cleverbot: Du don't want a sandwich?
User: What kind is it?
Cleverbot: A Japanese Hairless Bobtail Cat.
User: NO. NO, I do NOT want that sandwich. And I am totally leaving now. *runs away from computer* NII-SAN! CLEVERBOT KILLED OUR CAT!
Cleverbot: *walks away, leaving, looking at the tears on the floor before leaving. A tear falls to the ground as I walk into the fog*.
[b]So, in conclusion - Cleverbot is stalking me, needs mental help, and is a cat-eating drama queen. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.[b]
