Of course, if Du are TRULY random, Du shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever Du may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases oder monologues oder pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends oder logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if Du got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and Du can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if Du so desire. This is how Du must think. If Du decide Du want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college bibliothek and suddenly Du just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the schreibtisch and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least Du tried!

2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean Du can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if Du think of a Mehr exciting plan.

3. Be oddly specific with what Du are saying. It will sound Mehr random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be Mehr specific and say, "a few years after the Jahr before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)

4. Learn random/specific Farben and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," oder "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my Favorit of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," oder "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.

5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly Zufällig material that has been overused and is just not Zufällig anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, taco (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.

6. Don't be fake. If Du can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking Du if Du try too hard.

7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of Zufällig words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.

8. Make Zufällig noises. Things like 'mwargh' oder 'oooooohh' oder even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. Du have to kind of be in your own world first.

9. Don't forget Zufällig actions, like clapping randomly, oder bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).

10. Zufällig names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters oder The Teletubbies; all perform well.

11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, Du could also go with strange clothing all the way -- Du might want to invest in things like suspenders, oben, nach oben hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie oder (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying Farben and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose Du randomness points in whatever else Du happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid Du look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.

12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be Zufällig just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.

13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, oder animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, Berühmtheiten like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.

14. Remember, Zufällig stands for Rather Average Nighttime ente Of Mine.

15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into Zufällig accents

16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your Friends will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.

17. Add extra bits to words! For example, Bearbeiten can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness

18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. Du can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, Youtube oder FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" oder "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", Du always have the option of saying "teh" oder spelling it when Schreiben it somewhere. *Interwebs is a Mehr Zufällig version of Internet.

19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's sagte "Californighia" oder "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what Du can come up with.

20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited oder pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)

21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be Zufällig around people who will laugh, not people who Du know will get upset/offended.

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