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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do Du want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do Du Liebe me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have Du ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are Du even asking?
Girl - will Du KISS me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will Du hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are Du crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is 40 cat.
This is Sekunden cat.

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

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10 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:

1: Push the buttons in the shapes of different Tiere

2: Freak out the other passengers Von staring at them and every once and a while saying, "Hey, you..." then looking away when he turns around.

3: Tell the passengers that Du are a reporter in disguise and ask meaningless questions.

4: Act like the "Button Pusher Person" when someone walks in, then push the wrong number on purpose.

5: Make weird noises and see what the others do.

6: If someone asks Du your name, get all defensive like its a secret.

7: Make beeping noises when someone presses a button.

8: Look like your uncomfortable and spaz out when someone asks what's wrong.

9: Sing Zufällig songs when the doors close, then stay quiet when they open.

10: Suck your cheeks in, widen your eyes, and act like a mime when people walk in.

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[1] I need to tell Du a secret. Look at 5
[2] The answer is... look at 11
[3] Don't get mad. Look at 15
[4] Calm down don't get mad...look at 13
[5] First look at 2
[6] Don't be that angry. Look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi!
[8] What I wanted to tell Du is...the answer is at 14
[9] Be patient. Look at 4
[10] This is the last time. Look at 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this. Look at 6
[12] Sorry, look at 8
[13] Don't get mad. Look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this... Look at 3
[15] Du must be reeeeaaaaaally mad. Look at 4.

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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber hater!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)

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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Justin Bieber lover!!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)

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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--=Official Pokemon lover !!=--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)

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♫(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♫♪*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♫
♫♪(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸**¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´ ¯)♫♪
--= Offical Pokemon HG/SS Gamer =--
(¸.•'´(¸.•'´*♫♪♫♪*`'•.¸)`'• .¸)

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FЯED Rockz! XD

F.....
FЯ.....
FЯE.....
FЯED.....
FЯE.....
FЯ.....
F.....

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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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And I'd finished the test; so I may as well have gone outside and been able to eat! Because then I was just hungry and I wait another two hours to eat something. :(
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1. chewed chewing gum under your tabelle must never be wasted once in your mouth the taste is like OMG it tastes of syliva

2. If Du lick your sweat Du can see the future

3. screaming every time someone calls your name is normal

4. yur teacher has seen Du in da dusche no JOKE

4. people be sick on Du all the time right want to know why it because your ugly

5.i am your biological father i am also your grandma i have no teeth

6.Aliens will abduct Du one Tag and steal your brain

7.you will live on a farm

8.im sorry but Du see dat guy behind u he is going to kill Du

9. i like flying wid da monkeys

10. Du cany dance oder sing so PLEASE STOP TRYING

11. i am a pervert and im comming for Du Hey sexi
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1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

3. "For use on Tiere only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

4. "For use Von trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either Von falling...
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• When asked if they can take your order, tell them Du are just looking and drive off.
• Tell them Du have to use the bathroom - Don't Order anything.
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