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1. The teachers will pick on you.

2. The teachers will take your silly bands and bracelets, etc., even when Du don't play with your jewelry.

3. The teachers make rude faces at Du when Du wave at them.

4. The kids always cuss.

5. The kids here have absolutely NO manners.

6. The kids will steal your stuff.

7. The bus drivers all are either psychos oder have attitude problems.

8. The bathrooms are disgusting.

9. The sinks are OUTSIDE the bathroom, so if Du see liquid on the floor... it's probably not water.

10. There is innappropriate Schreiben on the bathroom walls.

11. The toilets are hard to flush.

12. There only 2 stalls in most bathrooms.

13. The classes in each grade are divided into 2 groups and Du almost NEVER get to interact with the other part of the grade.

14. The kids Liebe to bully others. (Belive me, I was beat up last week.)

15. The most "popular" kids make fun of Du if Du don't have cell phone oder some other current fad. (I was popular, but not THAT popular.)

16. The kids always make fun of Du for anything. If you're going to a certain middle school, they'll make fun of you.

17. The teachers only reward the honor roll students.

18. All schools have digusting lunch, but this Essen is just ridiculous.

19. If Du chew gum Du write 100 sentences and miss recess, but if Du get in a word fight, Du only have 25 sentences and don't miss recess.

20. If Du stand up oder talk, Du have to clean the ENTIRE floor until you're done oder your ride is here.

21. If Du have a certain habit, ex. smiling when the teacher catches Du breaking a rule, they announce it to the class and embarrasses Du and tell Du that Du need to break it.

22. If Du make a bad grade, the teacher announces it to the class and embarrasses you.

23. There are roaches in the gym.

This is all completely true, I've experienced all of it.