Zufällig Club
Mitmachen
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
------------------------------------------------


•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him oder erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Du want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vorwärts-, nach vorn when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up on Du when everyone else sagte stop trying.

•Smart has the plan, Stupid has the stories.

•1 Universe, 9 Planets, 204 Countries, 7 Seas, 6 Billion People, and I only want you.

•Just 'cause you're breathing, doesn't mean you're alive.

•We all have scars.We all have stories.

•Shut Up, I wear heels bigger than your dick.

•Love sucks, True Liebe swallows.

•We stopped checking for monsters under our bett when we realized they're inside of us.

•Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too.They live inside us, and sometimes, they win.

•Some people believe in God. I believe in music. Some people pray, I turn up the radio.

•Some people care too much, I thinks it's called love.

•The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.

•My head screamed no.My herz whispered yes.Reality told me not to, but hope told me to give it a shot.

•Life is like a taxi. The meter keeps ticking whether you're getting somewhere oder standing still.

•Words are like bullets.They kill as good as any gun.

•Science flies Du to the moon, religion into skyscrapers.

•You deserve a handjob from Edward Scissorhand.

•Don't let the past and useless details choke your existence.

•If someone hurts you, make the hündin pay.

•Don't look back, unless it's a good view.

•Life was much easier when apfel, apple and brombeere, blackberry were just fruits.

•Never regret what once made Du happy.

•I hate when people say I look miserable when I'm just sitting there. Do I need to paint a smile on my face all the time?

•Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.

•We don't have a million years. Nobody does, my love.

•There was a difference what Du sagte and what Du did.

•11.) Lesen old conversations over, and over.

•Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.

•Telling someone why Du Liebe them is like explaining what water taste like.

•Sometimes Du need a breakdown. Like yelling at everyone, cry until Du fall and can't breathe.Then Du feel better. And if Du don't, then atleast people know you're not okay.
added by jlhfan624
Source: 1280x800.com
added by 3xZ
added by aromate
Source: gautier préaux
added by DulceVida
added by dxarmy423
added by liridonarama96
posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that Du felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when Du need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way Du feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes Du
A little Mehr strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
continue reading...
posted by nmdis
"Bang Bang Bang"

My new boy used to be a model
He looks way better than you
He looks way better than you
My new boy gets it how to get me
His Liebe is deeper, Du know
He's a real keeper, Du know, oh yeah!

Bang, bang, bang I'm breaking in
Stealing all my Liebe back, giving it to him
Bang, bang, bang, this time I win
I thought your Liebe was all that,
Til I let him in

You're gonna be the one [x4]
That's moping
You're gonna be the one [x2]
When I'm out havin' fun
You're gonna be the one
That's broken

My new boy knows the way I want it
He's got Mehr swagger than you
He's got Mehr swagger than Du do
My new boy really...
continue reading...
posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction Schreiben is great. Du can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.»
- Kylie Bax, Model/Actress, in Stuff magazine.

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically Von height.»
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places,...
continue reading...
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days Vor and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST Zufällig PARAGRAPHS IN THE Kommentare AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN Artikel AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as Du please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
continue reading...
I decided to write an Artikel because some Kürzlich news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an Artikel about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to Zeigen everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If Du Kommentar on something Du believe is true, then...
continue reading...
It all started when a young man without much money he was gegeben a Nintendo 64. The young man, who wanted to play but did not have the fat wallet, decided that a good option was to buy cartridges. And I was lucky because just the Tag after Du give away the console, an old man opened a garage sale in which, between furniture, lamps, utensils, carpentry and other unnecessary objects, calling his presence a small patrone of Majora's Mask ( a game of the series The Legend of Zelda). As the old man who sold the game ... well, let's say that her appearance did not inspire much confidence to the...
continue reading...
posted by Nein-Nein
 Stomping the glass
Stomping the glass
What's the strangest thing you've seen at a wedding? A drunken best man? An unusual theme? A few seriously bad dancers? Such occurrences might be surprising , here are some strange wedding traditions .........

STOMPING THE GLASS :
Anyone who's been to a Jewish wedding has witnessed the groom stomping on a glass wrapped in a napkin oder cloth. In most cases, the groom breaks the glass after the rings are exchanged, stepping on it with his right foot. Then the guests yell "mazel tov!"

WEDDING NIGHT INTERRUPTION :
On a couple's wedding night, a large gathering of friends, family members and other wedding...
continue reading...
posted by australia-101
Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If Du know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, oder always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with oder without apps running oder photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If Du are decent with using photoshop...
continue reading...
posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits Weiter Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have Du tried Wird angezeigt him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like Du - very homosexually.
Contributed Von funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - fisch Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
continue reading...
posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Du know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Favorit Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a boot he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The Zeigen SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The Zeigen SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed Von a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine Minuten of the Zeigen may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob oder Caillou, in which Bilder change Mehr slowly, oder to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...
continue reading...
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sagte as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Musik videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Favorit fast Essen restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out oder dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
continue reading...