Hello this is my 2nd Liste of pointless superpowers enjoy....
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when Du are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank Du for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u Fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when Du are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body
thank Du for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers
p.s. Can u Fan this if u like it pls??!!?!
Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every Tag since his retirement 25 years ago. One Tag he arrives Home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn't see where it went."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't Du take my brother with Du and give it one Mehr try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the Weiter Tag Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, schaukel and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did Du see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, "Why don't Du take my brother with Du and give it one Mehr try."
"That's no good" sighs Arthur, "your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help."
"He may be a hundred and three", says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."
So the Weiter Tag Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, schaukel and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law and says, "Did Du see the ball?"
"Of course I did!" replied the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight".
"Where did it go?" says Arthur.
"I don't remember."