Zufällig Article: 10 things about me

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posted by invadercalliope

I HOPE Du ENJOY AND LEARN TEN THINGS ABOUT ME!
Now let's start
Plz take your seats
ok are Du ready well i will just go anyway!~
1. I have a Youtube acount i am InvaderCalliope on Youtube also
2.i am using a laptop
3.i cosplay alot
4.My fave Zeigen is Invader Zim
5.I Liebe Lesen manga
6.I can be very creepy sometimes
7. i Liebe to make this face :3
8. i have a pet ferret,cat,bunny,and 2 dogs
9.i Liebe to run
10.i am epic
Now i hope Du enjoyed Lesen this.
Now let's party!
then we can start a riot!
YAY!

deathding and Twilightzook like this

MJangellover you forget ,your religion, nationality ,your goal!!!

teamsalvatore98 *parties* Ok, now we start a riot. I lead!! nom nom om nom nom ;3

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Pie ay ay(the pie song's longer version).

posted by Jamie38459

Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 Mehr seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).

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boot school! Ep 1! part 1"all abord!"

posted by 123Jordan

Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are Du fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh Du must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: Du don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: Du can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...

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life after bananas

posted by shutyourface

The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent banane even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a banane is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but Du can call me bobby jo

i shall return with a Mehr stories of the help bananas society

dum de de de dum dum dum de dum

BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are Clubs song)

banane banane schaf, schafe are there Friends
BANANAS

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bunnyz STORY

posted by jblovesme4ever

one Tag that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny sagte hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first datum ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him Home AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO Home AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE sagte WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE sagte COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES

YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED

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Loud Screaming and Why it hurts

posted by dinglebell14

I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton Süßigkeiten road like 45 like Sekunden Vor and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like Du like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went Home and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like Tag in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't Du wanna mix cotton Süßigkeiten and popscicles!

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Yeah, Me; The Nerd Chapter One: Dizzy

posted by cute20k

As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student oder something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When Du know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...

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My friend Sydney is on fanpop!

posted by Puppetmaster111

Hey guys! My Friends Sydney is on Fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if Du guys want to be a Fan of bubblegirl2 then go to the two Clubs ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to Mitmachen Du guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!

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The Beginning of the End 1

posted by Diblover111

This picture is also done by ak-47

Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done Von me, it is done Von
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps vorwärts-, nach vorn before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...

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Valentine's Tag

posted by I_love_Mikey

I'm here to tell Du that I Liebe you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Du hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell Du that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me Du could care less.

I'm here to hug Du when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell Du how smart Du are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell Du that I Liebe you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that Du hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...

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Drugs and Alcohol Abuse

posted by I_love_Mikey

Before Du read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, oder even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take Du down a dark road - one that once Du start, Du can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull Du out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...

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Animal sounds

posted by candyangel

1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. Drachen say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. fisch say blub blub blub.

13. Einhörner say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.

a lot of letters. Zufällig

posted by itachifan1

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Alright With Me Von Kris Allen

posted by CullenProperty

I'm a little pawn still in your game
And Du ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know Du better than Du know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but Du start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but Du turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will Du believe,...

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mysterious Liebe chapter 13 please comment!

posted by lilred96

mysterious Liebe

- chapter 13-

"Ok Du can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought Du would like them."
"Well Du were right! " Then I realized I was Schauspielen like a 6 Jahr old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not Schauspielen like a six Jahr old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?

Then of course me being me.i
I sagte the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when Du smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....

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Dreams are the only place where our Liebe survives! Pt. 3 :D

posted by AnnaSmiley

Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll Zeigen you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are Du kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...

Pen Pal ch1.

posted by lexie2635

This is my first fanfiction.I hope Du like it. Please Kommentar down below about what Du like, what Du don’t like, and what Du want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice Lesen and Schreiben in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn Mehr about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....

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Funny Joke!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond Bewegen 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got Home and found the wife preparing abendessen and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 Mehr feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she Antworten back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"

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Liebe oder Not?!!!

posted by Bibelot

Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic Sekunde line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying Du simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I Liebe your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'

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50 Zufällig Questions:

posted by ase

1. Do Du like pie?

2. Are you, oder have Du ever been a squirrel?

3. Are Du afraid of Pancakes?

4. Are Du a people person oder a person people?

5. How many months are in a watermelon?

6. Have Du ever wondered what it would be like if Du were an apple?

7. Have Du ever wanted to know if your best friend was a Nazi, too?

8. Can Du get me a soda?

9. Why is water so dry?

10. Have Du ever wanted to be and Illegal Alien from Outer Mexico? (No offense to Mexicans)

11. Are people actually rabid horses?

12. Have Du ever eaten the ear of a snake?

13. Do Du have a sword handy?

14. Do Du like pie?

15. Am I weird...

Mary Mary Quite Contrary meaning

posted by 1-2vampire

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - oder Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening oder something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, Mehr commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...