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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd KISS who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still Liebe men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Du watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away

I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone

If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never datum a girl
I swear I'd still Liebe men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Du watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If Du thought this was a meaningful song
Then Du thought wrong

But you're just a boy
Du don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
Du don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can

Du call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when Du treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy
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