1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him Du met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do Du listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him Von his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your Favorit guy[If Du hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson oder some who Du like ALLOT!]

9. Come Home saying Du found your true love.

10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" oder "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)

11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can Du clean my room?"

12. Ask him if Du can get a pet( If Du don't have one already) and if he suggests a fisch say, "No!"

13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down

14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"

15. Tell him your pregnant.

16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through

I will add Mehr if Du give me more!