Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Du aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Du aren't the one stressed on birth control , Du do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 Minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Du at what Stunde to be Home when Du in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Du get drunk Du are not seen as if Du did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Liebe over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached Von a stranger on straße wanting your money oder anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Du can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Du can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Du are fat oder not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off Du aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Du aren't the one stressed on birth control , Du do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 Minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Du at what Stunde to be Home when Du in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Home as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Du get drunk Du are not seen as if Du did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Liebe over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Friends , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached Von a stranger on straße wanting your money oder anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Du can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Du can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Du are fat oder not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Ok so me and my friend Liebe the mall but what makes it Mehr fun are the following
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could Du please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When Du go into a store adress your friend Von a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if Du go into one of those store that plays the Musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but Du and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about Zufällig things. like terrorists oder something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!
-When your Lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could Du please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When Du go into a store adress your friend Von a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if Du go into one of those store that plays the Musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but Du and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about Zufällig things. like terrorists oder something
Have fun with Friends at the mall!
