Answer their Fragen with questions
Ask if Du they can put Essen color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Kommentar about his abs.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots
Ask if the pizza is organically grown
Ask if them for a free datum with one of the staff if Du make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards pizza your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Du were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Du know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every Minute oder two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I gepostet it, & I'm bored.
Ask if Du they can put Essen color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Kommentar about his abs.
Ask if the pizza has had its shots
Ask if the pizza is organically grown
Ask if them for a free datum with one of the staff if Du make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Beschreibung to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Du get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards pizza your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Du were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, pizza Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Du know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Zufällig numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every Minute oder two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I gepostet it, & I'm bored.
Part 4 - but still in no particular order
61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him
62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish
63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes
64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him
62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish
63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes
64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. Queen Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23
60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!
Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...
#1: JOHN MARSTON:
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" Von comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON:
"Give the Devil my regards."
Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.
When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" Von comparison.
I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
