A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the Weiter week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told Du I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell Du again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can Du tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because Du Liebe someone else doesn't mean Du have to break one Mehr heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how Du look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, Du can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if Du dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who Du want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when Du can enjoy being who Du are.
-Alana

if Du let yourself down, Du let everyone behind Du down.
-Alana

your first Liebe will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana