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posted by zanesaaomgfan

I have certain age ranges. I made it up based on the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. [I was there!]

For kids under 4:

Balloons go up to the North Pole. There, Santa's elves will decide if the person who let go of it should be on the Nice oder Naughty List. If Santa's elves thinks you've been nice, Du will be on the Nice Liste forever. If Santa's elves been naughty, Du will be on the naughty Liste until Du send a good balloon up. Send a red balloon.

For Kids 5-8:

Balloons go up to God[Or whoever Du believe in], the place where he decides if Du should stay with him oder go down below.

For kids over 9:

Up the sky, eventually, it'll explode.

:D

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

xXxJDloverxXx Here's another one 'For kids over 12: who gives a damn?' hehe :D

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29 Reasons Why Girls Rule

posted by Milorox18

REASONS WHY GIRLS RULE:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character oder the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing....