1. Pretend that your schreibtisch is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.
2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.
3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the test\homework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'
4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.
5. If they ask Du to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.
6. On ur paper write a Zufällig Jahr and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.
7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'
8. Raise ur hand after every questain and go off topic with ur answer.
9. Find out what they like and say u hate them.
10. While they're talking empty out ur papers and make A LOT of racket.
11. Say how much u hate they're fav. sports team in front of them.
12. Ask them persanly questains like 'why aren't u married?' oder 'r u retiring?'
13. As soon as class starts say 'here we go again' obnoxosily loud.
14 when u enter class say 'HERE I AM NO NEED TO WORRY' really loud.
15. Keep saying 'what' oder 'huh' even when u can here.
16. on ur homework that it's about to blow up in 5 Sekunden an Stunde later.
17. Keep asking for help on the test.
18. after u do # 17 get the answer wrong on purpose.
19. After being abbsent the Tag before ramble on how u should've been there.
20. Draw on ur hand and when told to wash it off say u told me to b Mehr artistic on Febuary 1, oder last Monat (random data)
21. And when they say i didnt say that say oh it must have been the hobbo out side of the school.
22. Start the wave in class randomly and keep doing this until everyone has a detention and complain that u r being controled Von 'the man' man.
23. Every time u walk into class say it's ur birthday even when it's not.
24. (for twins) when in class switch seats oder classes 4 the Tag and when the teacher sagte (random names) 'Joy answer this questain." then u look around for ur sister and when u look around 10 times ask 'where is she? I dont c her. Oh u think i'm joy? no I'm beatriss.'
25. (twins) say it's ur twins birthday and the other twin sagte ur addopted so u dont have the same bday.
26. Laugh at Zufällig words like 'add' oder 'multiply' depending on the teacher.
27. Raise ur hand after a qustain and when they call on u wait a Minute and say 'oh u ment me okay okay' and say a Zufällig answer.
28. when ur teacher sagte to write ur name in a box because ur late fill in all the boxes and take ur time with it and when the teacher sagte to hurry up say "but i'm making it pretty!'
29. in the middle of class shout "teacher i got to go potty!'
30. Be late to class ever time and say 'i tripped'
31. be late and say 'Did u want me to piss my pant?'
32. Be late and say 'it's not my falt the glocke scares the crap out of me and makes me fall back down the stairs!'
33. Say merry Weihnachten every Tag and when it's chrismas say happy easter.
34. say merry Weihnachten everday and on Weihnachten say merry Weihnachten to the teacher and when she sagte merry Weihnachten say i'm jewish even if ur not and skip away Singen Deck the halls really loud.
35. Randomly clap 2 times in class and say is someone messing with a clapper? oder spoons?
36. In middle of class jump up and sing 'baby' if the teacher hates it. u may have the whole class Singen to. oder sing a song u LOVE!
37. Tell annoying stories to the teacher and when she sagte do u have a morral to this long arsch story? then u say does everything have a morral? then ur life story has none.
38. Laugh at Zufällig things.
39. poke someone a lot and when they tell the teacher say "it's nanial poke ur friend day."
40. call the teacher teach like "okay whatever u say teach."
2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.
3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the test\homework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'
4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.
5. If they ask Du to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.
6. On ur paper write a Zufällig Jahr and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.
7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'
8. Raise ur hand after every questain and go off topic with ur answer.
9. Find out what they like and say u hate them.
10. While they're talking empty out ur papers and make A LOT of racket.
11. Say how much u hate they're fav. sports team in front of them.
12. Ask them persanly questains like 'why aren't u married?' oder 'r u retiring?'
13. As soon as class starts say 'here we go again' obnoxosily loud.
14 when u enter class say 'HERE I AM NO NEED TO WORRY' really loud.
15. Keep saying 'what' oder 'huh' even when u can here.
16. on ur homework that it's about to blow up in 5 Sekunden an Stunde later.
17. Keep asking for help on the test.
18. after u do # 17 get the answer wrong on purpose.
19. After being abbsent the Tag before ramble on how u should've been there.
20. Draw on ur hand and when told to wash it off say u told me to b Mehr artistic on Febuary 1, oder last Monat (random data)
21. And when they say i didnt say that say oh it must have been the hobbo out side of the school.
22. Start the wave in class randomly and keep doing this until everyone has a detention and complain that u r being controled Von 'the man' man.
23. Every time u walk into class say it's ur birthday even when it's not.
24. (for twins) when in class switch seats oder classes 4 the Tag and when the teacher sagte (random names) 'Joy answer this questain." then u look around for ur sister and when u look around 10 times ask 'where is she? I dont c her. Oh u think i'm joy? no I'm beatriss.'
25. (twins) say it's ur twins birthday and the other twin sagte ur addopted so u dont have the same bday.
26. Laugh at Zufällig words like 'add' oder 'multiply' depending on the teacher.
27. Raise ur hand after a qustain and when they call on u wait a Minute and say 'oh u ment me okay okay' and say a Zufällig answer.
28. when ur teacher sagte to write ur name in a box because ur late fill in all the boxes and take ur time with it and when the teacher sagte to hurry up say "but i'm making it pretty!'
29. in the middle of class shout "teacher i got to go potty!'
30. Be late to class ever time and say 'i tripped'
31. be late and say 'Did u want me to piss my pant?'
32. Be late and say 'it's not my falt the glocke scares the crap out of me and makes me fall back down the stairs!'
33. Say merry Weihnachten every Tag and when it's chrismas say happy easter.
34. say merry Weihnachten everday and on Weihnachten say merry Weihnachten to the teacher and when she sagte merry Weihnachten say i'm jewish even if ur not and skip away Singen Deck the halls really loud.
35. Randomly clap 2 times in class and say is someone messing with a clapper? oder spoons?
36. In middle of class jump up and sing 'baby' if the teacher hates it. u may have the whole class Singen to. oder sing a song u LOVE!
37. Tell annoying stories to the teacher and when she sagte do u have a morral to this long arsch story? then u say does everything have a morral? then ur life story has none.
38. Laugh at Zufällig things.
39. poke someone a lot and when they tell the teacher say "it's nanial poke ur friend day."
40. call the teacher teach like "okay whatever u say teach."
