Are Du super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games Du can play on this site if Du are boredXD
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THINGS Du CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send Du a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long Du can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, oder try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as Du can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh oder ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because Von trying too much, Du remember what Du were trying to avoid thinking of. If Du try too little, Du end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing Von and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag oder knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner oder later one of your mind commands will come true, so Du can convince yourself that Du really have super human powers and waste even Mehr time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the straße with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 Sekunden Mehr entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers Von marks out of ten as Du go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and fußbekleidung, schuhe choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Zufällig word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice Weiter to being in pain.
Try to schlucken your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as Du walk along and add a racing commentary as Du pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make star, sterne Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand Von an electric door to a bank oder something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 Sekunden of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved Von looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy Du can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye oder busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when Du go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS Du CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
Du can learn a lot about people Von what they throw out. Du might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR oder some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything sagte in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, oder go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an E-Mail full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in Liebe with their shoes. oder something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have Du got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if Du can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get Du started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would Du do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, oder would there be factions? Who would Mitmachen what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel oder broke. To travel, Du would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people Du know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, Du have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything Du say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone Du don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS Du CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long Du can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if Du laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make Du lose. Trying to lose makes Du win which makes Du lose. Not trying at all makes Du lose which makes Du win which makes Du lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all Du metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what Du keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then Du can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think Du did. Kommentar inste1ad on how big that sneeze was oder about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If Du are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games Du can play on this site if Du are boredXD
------------------------------------------------
THINGS Du CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send Du a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)
See how long Du can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, oder try to beat your own personal best. Inhale deeply and then try and make a noise for as long as Du can. Earn extra points for making your partner laugh oder ending on an amusing note.
Try to not think about penguins
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
This is especially hard, because Von trying too much, Du remember what Du were trying to avoid thinking of. If Du try too little, Du end up thinking about penguins anyway.
Use your secret mind power
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Pick a passing Von and try to use your mind power to command them do something, like drop their bag oder knock into someone. The law of averages dictates that sooner oder later one of your mind commands will come true, so Du can convince yourself that Du really have super human powers and waste even Mehr time trying them out.
Pretend you're a robot
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Walk down the straße with mechanical movements, adding 'zzzzzt' sounds with each motion. Pretending to have a motor broken in, say, your left hand can add at least 30 Sekunden Mehr entertainment.
Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?
Rate passers by
(Amusement Potential: 10-15 minutes)
Secretly award passers Von marks out of ten as Du go along, offering (unsaid) expert criticism over their clothing, hairstyle and fußbekleidung, schuhe choices.
Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Pick a Zufällig word out of a magazine and say it aloud to yourself until it becomes a meaningless set of noises.
Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice Weiter to being in pain.
Try to schlucken your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.
Pretend to be a car
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Make appropriate revving noises in your head as Du walk along and add a racing commentary as Du pass strangers in the street. Use blinking eyes as indicators for extra authenticity.
Make star, sterne Trek door noises
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
Stand Von an electric door to a bank oder something and make that silly "Scccccccchwop" sound heard whenever people popped on to the bridge to hang with Captain Kirk.
Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 Sekunden of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.
Get yourself as nauseated as possible
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Best achieved Von looking straight up and spinning around. Try to be so dizzy Du can't even stand up. This is also entertaining due to the "makes boredom seem a lot better" effect (see "Hurt Yourself").
Invent a weird twitch
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Adopt a bizarre twitch (e.g. flicking your head irregularly, twitching with eye oder busting out sporadic cough noises) and try it out when Du go shopping.
Make a low buzzing noise
(Amusement Potential: 15-30 minutes)
Hours of fun in libraries! Keeping a totally straight face and looking nonchalant, make a low pitch humming/buzzing noise and see who reacts.
THINGS Du CAN DO WITH VERY LITTLE
See what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash
(Amusement Potential: 20-30 minutes)
Du can learn a lot about people Von what they throw out. Du might uncover some dark secret about them. Plus, they might be throwing out something with value that still works, like a VCR oder some porn mags.
Watch TV, repeat everything sagte in Italian accent
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Sort of entertaining. Include flamboyant shoulder shrugs for added impact, oder go for a Marlon Brando set of grunts.
Send spooky emails
(Amusement Potential: 15-60 minutes)
Look up someone's CV on the web, do some research on them via Google and then send them an E-Mail full of personal references claiming to be an ex-work colleague who fell in Liebe with their shoes. oder something.
Play our useless games
(Amusement Potential: how long have Du got?)
Waste away the hours with our collection of useless games
Make prank phone calls
(Amusement Potential: 20-60 minutes)
Very entertaining, but requires discipline. Remember - vulgarities don't make a call funny, but getting the other person to believe a ridiculous story will. Try seeing if Du can get them to make noises to 'test' the line. One to get Du started off: Call McDonalds with weird complaints about their food.
Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would Du do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, oder would there be factions? Who would Mitmachen what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel oder broke. To travel, Du would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people Du know.
Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, Du have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!
Try and sound Welsh
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
The key to sounding Welsh is to make sure that your voice goes up at the end of the sentence, so that everything sounds like a question. Throw in a superfluous 'isn't it?' at the end of everything Du say and you're halfway there. Isn't it?
Burn things with a magnifying glass
(Amusement Potential: 5-30 minutes)
Ants are always fun to use for this, but burning the face of someone Du don't like, under some circumstances, can be just as entertaining.
THINGS Du CAN DO WITH ANOTHER PERSON
Have a water gargling contest
(Amusement Potential: 5-10 minutes)
Put a glassful of water in your mouth and see how long Du can keep gargling for. Award yourself extra points for loud and amusing gargling noises, and minus points if Du laugh.
Stare at the back of someone's head until they turn around
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
This works on the "I have the feeling I'm being watched" principle. Conduct an experiment-does this really work?
Have a "Who is less competitive" competition
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Trying to win at this will make Du lose. Trying to lose makes Du win which makes Du lose. Not trying at all makes Du lose which makes Du win which makes Du lose.
Pick up a dog so it can see things from your point of view
(Amusement Potential: 3-5 minutes)
Think about it: your dog has only seen the house from a viewpoint from 6" to 2' high (15 to 60 cm for all Du metric fans). It's never seen the tops of counters, what Du keep on your desk, the tops of shelves, etc. Try looking at things from its point of view, too.
Pull out a hair, stick in someone's ear
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
Best done to sleeping people. Added challenge in having no one else around, because then Du can't blame it on anyone else. Try to beat your record number of times before the person catches on.
Pour water in hand, make sneeze noise, throw water on back of person's neck
(Amusement Potential: 5-15 minutes)
Always a good gag. For an even bigger reaction out of the person, act like you're not sorry at all for what they think Du did. Kommentar inste1ad on how big that sneeze was oder about how there was a lot of mucus in that one.
--------------------------------------------------If Du are still bored after doing all these things,then get a life!JKJK!:3
