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Write Down Ten Zufällig Characters.
1.Damon Washington
2. Louis Fitch
3. John Stone
4. Captain
5. Maureen Mason
6. Shaggy Rodgers
7. Ariana Sanchez
8. Jesse Longford
9. Vikram Mahajan
10. Velma Dinkley
Four invites Three and Eight to abendessen at their own house. What happens?
Stone and Longford: Fitch?
Captain: Who?
Longford: So you’re not Fitch?
Captain: No.
Du need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One oder Six?
Me: This is pretty easy, no offense Damon, but you’ve got the crying baby and the annoying, I mean nice wife. Shaggy would be a good choice if I really want to get some sleep.
Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?
Velma: *very Lost walking along, opens up Zufällig door* Ahhh! What the…this is not the library!
Fitch: *to Sanchez* I told Du we should have locked the door.
Sanchez: *extremely embarrassed* Weiter time we will.
Three falls in Liebe with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?
Me, Stone, Shaggy and Longford: What the…?! No way, this Frage will be trashed! *turn to each other laughing* Jinx!
Four jumps Du in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, oder seven?
Captain: *jumps out from behind crate* BOO!
Me: What the…? Captain, oder is it…no never mind definitely Captain.
Captain: Affirmative.
Fitch: *runs into alley, gun drawn* Hey! Let her go! *sees Captain’s face* Who are you? Why do Du look like me?
Me: Time for introductions, Captain, Fitch. Fitch, Captain. You’re both characters played Von the same actor, Michael Imperioli, that’s why Du look alike.
Fitch: Wait, what do Du mean we’re characters? A character is fictional.
Me: I’m sorry, it had to come out sooner oder later. Didn’t Du ever wonder why Du can never remember what happens on days other than Tuesday? And Captain, weren’t Du ever curious why Du don’t have a first and last name, oder why Du can never discover what yellow fever is?
Captain and Fitch: *both look like I’ve gave them some profound insight*
One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen Minuten later, what happens?
Washington: Great I have a new baby AND I have to do a cooking show? How am I supposed to manage? *takes burnt pizza out of the oven*
Three has to marry either Eight, Four, oder Nine. Who do they choose?
Stone: Oh this is just sick, it’s all dudes.
Longford: I'll se pensate che permetteva di sposarsi, voi sei malato. (If Du think I’ll marry you, you’re sick.) *leaves*
Mahajan: No way, dude! *also leaves*
Captain: * wonders out loud, kind of talking to me* I wonder what Michael Imperioli would do in a situation like this?
Me: Du know, I actually don’t know, he’s played a lot of mobster characters so maybe…
Stone: *interrupts annoyed* Who the hell is this Michael guy Du bought up and what does what you’re talking about even mean?
Me: It means you’ll be dead soon.
Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?
Sanchez: * to Fitch* Okay, I’ll try to be polite here, I’m not going to hold a gun to your head oder anything, but I do have to handcuff you. *grins, dangles handcuffs*
Mason: *about to walk in to demand Sanchez sets Fitch free. Kommentar directed towards me* They’re enjoying this way too much aren’t they?
Me: Yeah, sorry.
Mason: Du corrupted my team!
Me: As a shipper of the two of them, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity.
Mason: Well I’m not going in there, even if I’m supposed to demand ransom.
Me: I wouldn’t either.
Everyone gangs up on Three. Does Three stand a chance?
Stone: What did I do? I don’t deserve to die!
Me: Well I really don’t like you!
Stone: Why? *to others* Guys, Du won’t believe this physco girl will you?
*everybody nods yes simultaneously*
Me: I don’t like Du because you’re a pretty boy and Du come in between my Sekunde Favorit couple.
Stone: Fine, I’ll stop chasing Sanchez if Du don’t kill me.
Me: I don’t believe Du *shoots him* Nobody says anything, we’re gonna make this look like a mob killing. *waves gun in others faces* Nobody says anything!
Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?
Longford: Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding, Du invited Stone!
Sanchez: And I’m guessing he’ll be a no show.
Longford: Then maybe Du can uninvite him and invite me instead?
Fitch and Sanchez: *consider this* Maybe.
Longford: Really guys, I invited Du to my…okay actually I didn’t but the reason was I didn’t know Du at the time!
Why is Six afraid of Seven?
Shaggy: Oh my gosh, your hair! It’s so long and black!
Sanchez:* to me* Is this really why he’s scared of me?
Me: I couldn’t think of anything better.
Sanchez: How about either I have a gun oder most people think my fiancée is nuts?
Me: I’m not insulting Fitch, but the gun thing might work.
Shaggy: *starts panicking again* Zoinks! Du have a gun! A gun! *repeats a gun over and over*
Me and Sanchez: We get it already!
Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?
Mahajan: Sorry I’m late I uh Mason made me fill out lots of papers.
Fitch: Mason’s right over there, and Du didn’t have a case, so Du didn’t have any paperwork.
Mahajan: Okay, I admit it I hate weddings. Marriage is icky. (not the best thing to say to the groom)
Fitch: O_O
Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Mason:*lecturing me* Du never fill out your paperwork at the precinct, you’re a very bad detective! Come to think of it, Du never Zeigen up for work either.
Me: But that’s because I’m not a detective, I’m not even out of high school…
Mahajan: *slurred* Don’t lie to the Lieutenant, Detective, it makes her very angry.
Me: But I’m not a detective!
Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?
Mahajan: *To Sanchez* So I guess I have to kill you.
Me: Wait, wait you’re not supposed warn her!
Sanchez: Yeah, but I guess I’m not complaining.
Me: Okay, lets just trash this Frage shall we?
Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One oder themselves?
Shaggy: Like Zoinks! It’s a, it’s a…
Washington: *rolls eyes* It’s your own reflection Shaggy.
Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?
Longford: *looks through bags* Umm Stone, Du packed Essen right?
Stone: I thought Du packed food.
Longford: No that was your job! Forget this, I’m going to Italy.
Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?
Mahajan: What happened to my boss?! She didn’t deserve this! Who will take care of her daughters!
The Quiz is over. Von the way, how did Two and Seven end up?
Mason: Where are Fitch and Sanchez? *turns to me* Du know where they are, right?
Me: Yeah, but I’m a bit too lazy to figure it out, they’re probably on their honeymoon and Du really don’t want me to go into detail on that.
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1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Du food.

3. Spill a lot of bier on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five Minuten out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

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