now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have Du been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this sitz empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down. Man: Your place oder mine? Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do Du do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would Du stay there? Man: If I could see Du naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw Du naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together If Du repost this Du will get a phone call 37 Minuten after Du repost this.... If Du don't resend this then your Liebe life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen