"We need" means "I want"
"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious Von now"
"Do what Du want "means" You'll pay for this later
"We need to talk" means "I need to complain
"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want Du to.
"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, Du moron."
"You're...so manly "means" Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot."
"You're certainly attentive tonight." means "Is sex all Du ever think about?"
"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means "I'm on my period."
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means "I have flabby thighs."
"Hang the picture here" means "No, I mean hang it there!"
"I heard a noise" means "I noticed Du were almost asleep"
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"Do Du Liebe me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."
"How much do Du Liebe me?"= "I did something today you're really not going to like.."
"I'll be ready in a minute."= "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."
"Is my butt fat?"="Tell me I'm beautiful."
"You have to learn to communicate."="why don't Du Just agree with me?!"
"Are Du listening to me!?"="[Too late, you're dead.]"
"Yes"="No"
"No"="No"
"Maybe"="No"
"I'm sorry"="You'll be sorry."
"I'm not yelling!"="Yes I am yelling because I think this is important."
"Can't we just be friends?"=" There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again."
I just need some space"="...without Du in it"
"Can Du help me with my homework?"="If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me."
"Do I look fat in this dress?"="We haven't had a fight in a while"
"No, pizza's fine"="Cheap bastard"
"I just do not want a boyfriend now"="I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend"
"I don't know; what do Du want to do"="I can't believe that Du have nothing planned
"I don't really mind where we eat"="....As long as it's in the place I've already decided on"
"I like Du but..."="I don't like you"
"We're moving too quickly"="I am not going to sleep with Du until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend"
"I'll be ready in a minute"="I AM ready, but I am going to make Du wait because I know Du will."
"Oh Yes! Right there"="Well, near there; I just want to get this over with"
"I'm just going out with the girls"="We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of Du and your friends"
"There's no one else"="I am doing your brother"
"Size doesn't count..."="unless I want an orgasm"
"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious Von now"
"Do what Du want "means" You'll pay for this later
"We need to talk" means "I need to complain
"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want Du to.
"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, Du moron."
"You're...so manly "means" Du need a shave and Du sweat a lot."
"You're certainly attentive tonight." means "Is sex all Du ever think about?"
"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means "I'm on my period."
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means "I have flabby thighs."
"Hang the picture here" means "No, I mean hang it there!"
"I heard a noise" means "I noticed Du were almost asleep"
.
"Do Du Liebe me?"="I'm going to ask for something expensive."
"How much do Du Liebe me?"= "I did something today you're really not going to like.."
"I'll be ready in a minute."= "Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V."
"Is my butt fat?"="Tell me I'm beautiful."
"You have to learn to communicate."="why don't Du Just agree with me?!"
"Are Du listening to me!?"="[Too late, you're dead.]"
"Yes"="No"
"No"="No"
"Maybe"="No"
"I'm sorry"="You'll be sorry."
"I'm not yelling!"="Yes I am yelling because I think this is important."
"Can't we just be friends?"=" There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again."
I just need some space"="...without Du in it"
"Can Du help me with my homework?"="If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me."
"Do I look fat in this dress?"="We haven't had a fight in a while"
"No, pizza's fine"="Cheap bastard"
"I just do not want a boyfriend now"="I just do not want (you as a) boyfriend"
"I don't know; what do Du want to do"="I can't believe that Du have nothing planned
"I don't really mind where we eat"="....As long as it's in the place I've already decided on"
"I like Du but..."="I don't like you"
"We're moving too quickly"="I am not going to sleep with Du until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend"
"I'll be ready in a minute"="I AM ready, but I am going to make Du wait because I know Du will."
"Oh Yes! Right there"="Well, near there; I just want to get this over with"
"I'm just going out with the girls"="We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of Du and your friends"
"There's no one else"="I am doing your brother"
"Size doesn't count..."="unless I want an orgasm"
