1.everyone around Du has an attitude problem
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
2.your adding Schokolade chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything Du say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive Du crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and Du just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to schlagen, punsch someone without a reason
12.if Du start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if Du were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give Du 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so Du know*
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.
2 = tomboys will Zeigen Mehr affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when Du interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when Du interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if Du still have a girlfriend do Du know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep Du up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Schokolade cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
2 = tomboys will Zeigen Mehr affection than girlie girls.
3. Some girls get frustrated when Du interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl
4. Girls don't like it when Du interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E
5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.
6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if Du still have a girlfriend do Du know how much that annoys us???
7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep Du up for a hour.
8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.
9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore Schokolade cake.
10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
1.always let him talk to Du about stuff he likes
2.always see what Du have in common (if Du do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Du FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Du OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Fragen about him like his Favorit color, his Favorit movie oder his Favorit t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Favorit clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Favorit Filme and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Du for Lesen i hope this helps :)
2.always see what Du have in common (if Du do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW Du FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS Du OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask Fragen about him like his Favorit color, his Favorit movie oder his Favorit t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Favorit clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Favorit Filme and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Du for Lesen i hope this helps :)
