1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks Du To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your schreibtisch And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever Du go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poesie Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put moskito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address Du Von Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of Du Go.'
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks Du To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your rubbish bin On Your schreibtisch And Label It 'In.'
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone is Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your cheques, Write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'
7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever Du go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poesie Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put moskito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Have Your colleagues address Du Von Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
16. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'
17. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The car park, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'
18. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of Du Go.'
Liebe is strong, stronger than a typhoon
Liebe is friendship, It shall never die oder fade away
Liebe is death, Du would risk your life for the person Du Liebe
Liebe is a drug, so hard to get rid off
Liebe is chocolate, sweet and pleasant
Liebe is champagne, so bubbly and bright
Liebe is sunset, dim and peaceful
Liebe is special, unique and remarkable
Liebe is super-glue, so tight and permanent
Liebe is spring, fresh like Blumen
Liebe is music, melodic and beautiful
Liebe is a kiss, seeing fireworks behind your eyelids
Liebe is butterflies, roaming madly in your tummy
Liebe is your inner-voice, telling Du to go for it
Liebe is your body, aching all over for that person
Liebe is life, from beginning to end to paradise
Lastly: Liebe is love, the thumping of your heart.