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posted by Tayloraddict-1
How do Du know Du have a best friend. When Du know Du can trust them. And wen ur hurt they will be Von your side. Du know when Du are in a wreck theyll be there to help.
Best friends:
They are the ones Du count on for anything. Du can count on them until the end. Now Best Friends are like a brother oder sister. If Du dont have that feeling then their just a friend. Best Friends are also supposed to be trustworthy.
Friends:
Now Friends Du have a good connection with but not really. They do not meet your standards as a best friend. But Du still like to talk and hang out with them.
Phony "friend":
Those are the ppl that act like their youre friend smile in your face and everything . The they talk behind your back.
Enemies:
These are the ppl who are bitches and skanks . But dont pay attention to them. Because that can cause Du to pull a hündin hair out.
Associates:
They are the ppl u talk to but not really. Theyre not your friend oder enemy.
Well if youre looking for ppl who can become a best friend quick. here are some Fans to Suchen for:
deppforever
wolfgirl985
CHERRY111898
ns_23
ilovehellowkitty
zanhar1
Srry about my language
I couldn't post this as a Frage since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight Fan on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. Du can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a Kommentar to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the Frage had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a schlagen, punsch in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few Minuten early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything Du write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Fragen aloud, Debatte your Antwort with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Singen in a row, then Du sneeze and Du fall down. Did Du ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - Du used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Du knew Du had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Du know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal Favorit of mine) oder a Mehr scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell Du a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe Du can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when Du apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up Von Singen strand Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Du taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny oder not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would Du like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh Du gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: Du gonna tell me my fortune oder what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Du your fortune?


Random guy: Du sagte Du WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have Du been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and kekse, cookies don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
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Hello fellow Zufällig fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Du that a certain new fanpoper with the Nutzername of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Frage saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Forum saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Du will not be able to find these two contributions why Du ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Du want proof that she sagte this check out this forum
link
Now Du may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have gegeben us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Liebe to be held, talked too but if Du press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Merida - Legende der Highlands generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Friends but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Emo from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Liebe the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your herz beat
Is my Favorit lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Du could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Du happy.
I always want Du to be happy.
I don't like it when Du cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Du even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Bewegen on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Du leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Du embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down boot in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other Tag we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Du know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once Mehr at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure Von now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Du can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Mitmachen F.S. Du must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. tee is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Weiter to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Du even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Du need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Friends then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the Filme that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their Filme look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If Du haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know Du shouldn't judge a movie Von it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up Von the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give Du a Sekunde chance rather than jail time. I want Du to go out this weekend and try to Zeigen others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see Du back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge sagte to the first one,

"How did Du do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did Du tell them?"

"I...
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