1.we hate it when Du grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)
2.when Du cheat,we hate Du and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like Du understand PMS,because Du dont.So stop Schauspielen like it.
4.when Du stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Du get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Du may as well stfu.
5.when Du flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Du arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Du dont care.We want Du to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When Du are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one Tag he was "Emma,will Du go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that Du are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless Du have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy oder hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say Du Liebe us,and mean it!!
if Du dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
2.when Du cheat,we hate Du and everything that has to do with you
3.dont act like Du understand PMS,because Du dont.So stop Schauspielen like it.
4.when Du stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and Du get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So Du may as well stfu.
5.when Du flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if Du arent sure,dont flirt.
6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like Du dont care.We want Du to fight for us.
7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)
8.When Du are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one Tag he was "Emma,will Du go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that Du are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
9.unless Du have something nice to say,dont say anything at all.period.
10.we dont like to be called sexy oder hot.some of us may.but dont try it.
11.call us fat,run for your fucking life.
12.say Du Liebe us,and mean it!!
if Du dont mean it,we get really sad.so,if its not true,dont say it.
13.if we hink youre the one,we will most likely tell you.
that is it!!!! sorry its not that long :P (and ps:you guys really DO need some advice)
10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Du sometimes feel sad oder depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Du sorry, but if your in any other country, then Du still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Du think of Schokolade everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
9. We've all got our Friends and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Du sometimes feel sad oder depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Du sorry, but if your in any other country, then Du still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Du think of Schokolade everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Artikel like this so here's another one.I hope Du enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks Von (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals Von say "would Du like to Mitmachen us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good oder I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks Von (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tee party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals Von say "would Du like to Mitmachen us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the rosa fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good oder I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
Mehr famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy strahl, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.
Mehr famous left hander:
drew barry more
Angelina jolie
nicole kidman
Marilyn monroe
demi moore
Mary-kate and ashley olsen
julia roberts
Hans christian anderson
mark twain
Billy strahl, ray cyrus
celine dion
Pierce brosnan
jim carry
Hugh jackman
brad pitt
Michelangelo
leonardo davinci
Picasso
newton
Albert einstein
george bush
charlie chaplin
cary grant
napeleon bonaparte
bill gates
marie curie
rachel adams
mark spitz
Ask everyone Du meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Du can.
If Du see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to ente under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Du can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as Du can.
If Du see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to ente under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as Du can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, oder pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum Mehr gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min oder completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting Mehr till Du reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, oder pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum Mehr gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min oder completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting Mehr till Du reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the couch last night watching some rubbish Fernsehen Zeigen and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my regenbogen colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Liebe Du soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Liebe Du more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Du a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Du one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten Minuten later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
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