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posted by MileySelena982
1. We only cry infront of Du when we
a) want Du to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rock when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Du ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't oder feel like Du should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, oder angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Du think we like to hang out with Du every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Du ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Du ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Liebe you... Du better believe it.
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posted by Random-Partier
How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as Du walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Du for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...
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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Du use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the Weltraum shuttle.

# Spend a whole Tag eating trödel, schrott, junk-e- Essen without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make Liebe on a forest floor.

# Make Liebe on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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