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1. We only cry infront of Du when we
a) want Du to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rock when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Du ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't oder feel like Du should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, oder angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Du think we like to hang out with Du every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Du ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Du ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Liebe you... Du better believe it.
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Blonde Cop


This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her geldbörse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do Du have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Du were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”



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