So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway Du never take, oder teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from Lost to un-lost.
1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Du crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person oder kindly old lady to direct Du from Crime straße back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sandwich (too delicious), oder anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If Lost in the wilderness, do not ask Tiere for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO Bewegen toward familiar ground. DO NOT Bewegen toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old ratte Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming Du don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can Du see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can Du see any notable structures, like the Weltraum Needle, oder its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can Du see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" oder "nothing," Du can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can Du see where Du originally came from? Do Du just see the Wand of your room? If so, Du are not really lost, and Du are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If Du can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If Du are Lost in the desert, and all Du remember is that Du saw a wolke and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend Du know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
Du can always find your bearings Von consulting nature, as long as Du know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, Du are at the North Pole, oder it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a baum it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If Du are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If Du are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? Du remain Lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? Du get eaten Von a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that Du have to call your parents, oder a taxi, oder hop on an elefant and ask it to take Du to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see Du crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person oder kindly old lady to direct Du from Crime straße back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge sandwich (too delicious), oder anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If Lost in the wilderness, do not ask Tiere for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO Bewegen toward familiar ground. DO NOT Bewegen toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old ratte Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming Du don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can Du see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can Du see any notable structures, like the Weltraum Needle, oder its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can Du see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" oder "nothing," Du can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can Du see where Du originally came from? Do Du just see the Wand of your room? If so, Du are not really lost, and Du are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If Du can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If Du are Lost in the desert, and all Du remember is that Du saw a wolke and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend Du know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
Du can always find your bearings Von consulting nature, as long as Du know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, Du are at the North Pole, oder it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a baum it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If Du are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If Du are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? Du remain Lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? Du get eaten Von a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that Du have to call your parents, oder a taxi, oder hop on an elefant and ask it to take Du to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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* orange Lavaburst
* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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* pfirsich (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosa Lemonade
* erdbeere Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Süßigkeiten apfel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Obst Pow
* Obst Punch
* Orange
* orange Supernova
* rosa Lemonade
* himbeere Kiwi
* Strawberry
* erdbeere Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C sauer, saure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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