Zufällig Article: The truth about Pikachu

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posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if Du look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight Du fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his Essen up.Pikachu throws up till he passes out.*

Brock:Ash stop!Your going to kill him!

Ash:Not before I kill you!

*Ash try's to put his hands around brock's throat*

Brock:Get away from me Du little psychopath!Run pikachu,I'll distract him with my brockness.

Ash:Yeah and while your running loose some weight!
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Ash:Look at it!Look at it!

*Ash screamed while he continually pushed a picture of Tristan Taylor from yugioh into his poor little mousey face*

Pikachu:Pika-chu.

*Pikachu began crying*

Ash:Throw up Du little fat ass!
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Ash:Your so fat,I hate you!

Pikachu:Pika...

Ash:Pikachu,It's a girl run!And while your running loose some weight!

Misty:Ash what's your problem?

Ash:Pikachu's just so over weight!

Brock:Run,before he try's to kill Du to!

*Brock sagte as he crawled from the bushes,brutally maimed*

Ash:There Du are!

*Ash smiled*

Brock:No!No not again!Run Misty,run pikachu!

Ash:Pikachu,Why aren't Du running?I told Du to run because there was a girl.Why Aren't Du loosing weight?!You worth less piece of crap!Get out of here and don't come back until Du loose some weight!
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deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

simpleplan i know something was up

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Du read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Du may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Liebe you, my love.

I loved Du with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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25 Fun things to do in public

posted by Bubblekat

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar Du grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something oder someone

3. Go up to a Zufällig person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki Zufällig noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a brunnen run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to Du in public about the...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Du say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing hemd, shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...

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oben, nach oben 59 Jewish Ghetto names

posted by fencingrocks

No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If Du want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...

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35 fun things to do at a mall.

posted by Lady10358

Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS oder If Du find a hemd, shirt store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Essen court and go to a fast Essen place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a tabelle Singen elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Du can "I Liebe THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT Tag AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Du see an old lady/guy...

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Zufällig things to say when Friends are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog Essen is a beautiful thing to watch when Du are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when Du sleeeeeep.

13. Bye sagte Santa while eating Blitzen.

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped Von terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stahl, stola it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stahl, stola it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall Wand and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 Sekunden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten Minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Du can get to Mitmachen in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department Von sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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Toxic Song Reviews! Episode 2-Jason Derulo: Trumpets.

posted by deathding

(WARNING: Profanity OUT OF THE WAZOO! Viewer discretion advised. Also, pie.)

(I will drive Du to madness Von letting Du figure out why the heck I sagte pie. ;D)

Here's a trick question, what's one plus one? ^___^

JASON DERULO SUCKS.

Seriously, I don't mean to be mean, (BAD PUNS FTW!) But Jason Derulo.... He's not good. Almost every song he made is either bland, lame, forgettable, oder perverted as hell.

Some MASTERPIECES he made include Talk Dirty, In My Head, and......

Wiggle Wiggle. :P

(WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK!?)

And then there's..... This song, I wouldn't call it Jason's worst song, but it's...

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My oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten

posted by KataraLover

These are my oben, nach oben 15 LEAST Favorit Berühmtheiten and just like with my oben, nach oben 15 Favorit Berühmtheiten Liste I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Du how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Zeigen that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Liste like this pretty much just sagte they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Liste and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Zufällig people

added by shiriny

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100 Hottest Male Berühmtheiten (In My Opinion) Part 3

posted by saz19126

OK here's part 3 - remember these aren't in any particular order

41.
Name: Tom Ward (Actor)
From: Silent Witness
Character: Dr Harry Cunningham
Attraction: He's just so gorgeous - very manly

42.
Name: Andrew Gower (Actor)
From: Being Human
Character: Nick Cutler
Attraction: His mouth and the way he talks (if you've not seen Being Human - Du should watch it just for him lol) - and he looks a little like David Thewlis (although maybe not so much in this picture)

43.
Name: Alex Pettyfer (Actor)
From: Beastly
Character: Kyle
Attraction: Think it's actually the hair for me

44.
Name: James Buckley...

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Larry Stylinson Fanfic Pt. 1

posted by iLuvLouisCarrot

“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are Du really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he sagte that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can Du tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...

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25 Zufällig "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. Du will never find anybody who can give Du a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell Du that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling Du that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed Von the federal government is entertainment.
5. Du should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Du think she's pregnant unless Du can see an...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With Du XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have Du been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen Du someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this sitz empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Du sit down.

Man: Your place oder mine?
Woman: Both. Du go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do Du do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do Du like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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xXx The Rules Of Liebe xXx

posted by rAsberrStrarS

KISS On The Lips-I Liebe You
KISS On The Ear-You Are Special
KISS On The Nose-Laughter
KISS On The Cheek-Friendship
KISS On The Forehead-I Comfort You
KISS On The Neck-I Want You
KISS On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
KISS Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender KISS On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I Lost Du

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My oben, nach oben 20 Favorit animated couples

posted by deathchick9

Miku and Kaito

20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there Musik videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I Liebe them Mehr then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.

Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I Liebe these two they start out hating each other then become close Friends oder maybe more...I'd like to think so....

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Fragen a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask oder Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If Du Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Du mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Du and takes a little something off Du would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Du sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Du say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Du want, not like I care if Du are oder aren't...As long as Du don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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Favorit Quotes.

posted by Mallory101

Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him oder erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Du want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go vorwärts-, nach vorn when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...