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posted by cute20k
1. Your Lesen my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even Lesen this.
4. Du didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did Du notice I skipped number three.
7. Du don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that Du silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then Du realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But Du remember that a fact is something that can be proven right oder wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. Du wish Du never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch Du with the missing number this time. oder did I?
14. Du wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind Lesen powers amaze you.
16. Du totally forgot I was only supposed to tell Du ten facts.
I Liebe Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical Ansichten to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST Friends FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", Von pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...
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Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my Passwort for Fanpop and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the Kommentare and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.

that being sagte i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.

i changed my Passwort so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if Du see some retarded post made Von me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.

soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day









for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if Du don't believe me then find your choice.
posted by slenderman777
In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up Von itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind Du once Du get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a Sekunde thought,it wasn't until the fifth Jahr that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months Vor i was Home alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As Du have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose Du can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.


BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....
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Source: Google Bilder
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
added by 3xZ
Source: disneyscreencaps.com
There's a reason why Shovel Knight is widely regarded as the best game of 2014, and here's why.

But first, since I'm Mehr of a buzzkill than the bees in Donkey Kong Country, a little backstory.

Shovel Knight started out as a project on the beliebt website Kickstarter, which kickstarts new ideas and is commonly used to make and invent new things. Then came....

*Insert cliche as hell hallelujah music*

This game, Shovel Knight.

Now since this isn't a review, I'm just going to give what I think of it, that way this doesn't turn into one of those god-forsaken 1,000 word essays Du had to do in a week...
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(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as Du can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...
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posted by dayoo
Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...
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posted by macedoialveu
Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the beliebt children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public Musik performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage Musik festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....
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#5: Predaking (Transformers Prime)

Predaking is a force to be reckoned with. He transforms from predacon dragon to awesome robot! He could probably beat Upgraded Optimus and probably Megatron (In beast mode). Now a battle between Predaking and Grimlock would be awesome!

#4: Ultron (Marvel)

Built Von Henry Pym, Ultron is a robot who believes that the only way to protect humanity Von destroying it. His body is made from the unbreakable metal adamentium. No matter what, he keeps coming back, upgrading himself each time.

#3: Smaug (The Hobbit)

Smaug is a dragon who stahl, stola the Lonely Mountain from the dwarfs...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to Mitmachen Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's Friends GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies Von sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....
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posted by deathding
Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my herz with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made Von a god that lived in...
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Yeah Du know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing trödel, schrott, junk-e- in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz Du know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Personality - bossy
Her Zufällig symbol - †



Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her Zufällig symbol - ♦

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Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Zufällig Symbol - ♣


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Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His Zufällig Symbol - ‡


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Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her Zufällig sister - ♥



I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
posted by -SkySplitter-
Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a maulwurf have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A ente walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The ente doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...
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posted by nikkibellafan02
Hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass Von Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a Fan club about u and make the Artikel their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then Von all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. oder U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and oben, nach oben me.
posted by TheNyackers
Hey everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes Du all know that sing All About bass we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About bass spoof oder parody Artikel will get to decide what our Weiter Artikel should be about and we will make a Fan club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and Du can't use your Artikel to diss oder make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to Berichten Du than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our Artikel

But feel free to share...
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1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Du can stuff a kissen with the ratte pelz on the couch alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Du don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)